ClitterDick

A clitterdick is when you have your pants so tight that your clitter looks like a dick.

"You know what, it's Lady Gaga's fault! For wearing pants so tight. Her clitter looks like a dick." Shane Dawson explains. "Gasp! ClitterDick should be a trendy topic on Twitter." Amazed. "Just put it after everything."

by xxDenverxx January 16, 2010

Clittery Jittery

Where your girl is so aroused to the point that she starts to fear that she will break into a seizure.

Oh man.........Chad had me so clittery jittery last night I thought I was going to die!

by Skater550 August 28, 2017

clitterbate

When a girl masturbates primarily with the clitoris. She stimulates the clitoris until she arrives at orgasm.

Jennie: Hey Jeff, I have to go home
Jeff: How come?
Jennie: My parents aren't home, and I really want to clitterbate.
or
Jennie: Oh man, I had the best orgasm last night
Jeff: Oh? Why is that?
Jennie: I clitterbated, best orgasm of my life

by jryanc333 October 29, 2009

Clittering

To rub, feel, or roll the ball on your blackberry as if it was a clitoris of a female. Can be used as a verb.

Yo Joe are you actually texting or are you just clittering?

by Ksmitts December 7, 2009

Clitterflick

The process of fucking a pussy

I really wanna clitterflick that chick over there

by Samngeoff May 22, 2009

clitterdick

1.) A penis that is so small that it could be considered a clit

2.) When a woman has an oversize clitoris. So big in fact, that it looks like a dick. A possible, yet unconfirmed reason could be hormone imbalance.

Clitterdicks are known to be prevalent among the softball community.

Dude, I finally got Stacey drunk last night but when I went to eat her out her clitterdick kept going up my nostrils.

by htown87 November 2, 2009

Glittered and Twittered

If Alan Funt is Gay or coherent enough to know what Gay means, he would probably produce a "You're on Candid Camera" version of "Glittered and Twittered!"

This is a non-physical form of Straight Bashing.

Twittered is to have your name put on Twitter.com without your permission and in not very good light. Examples: An embarrassing situation, or caught with the proverbial "Hands in the Cookie Jar" while maybe..., eating them in the closet?

For the 'Glittered' aspect of this phrase, you must revert to this website's definition of "Glitter."

Alan Funt would say, "Smile, you've just been Glittered and Twittered!"

by gravy111 November 21, 2010