Cleveland Steam Engine Mini

When one farts in their partner's mouth, and then the other person immediately takes a dump on top of the midget they are sitting on

when i farted in daves mouth, he dumped on the midget we were sitting on since he can't control the movements of his gaping asshole

by Dave Klein September 7, 2005

Cleveland steam train

the act of shitting on a person's chest and then during the shit the person shitting moves their anus up to the mouth of the person they are shitting on while shitting through out the process.

man, i gave jenny a Cleveland steam train last night and holy shit she was so wet after.

by meatlord March 29, 2022

Cleveland Steamstress

A friend's mother that has a scat fetish.

Schwarz's mom LOVES getting that poo rubbed on her; she's a real Cleveland Steamstress!

by dafuzball February 19, 2015

Modified Cleveland Steamer

1. The act of being unusually nice or pleasant to a person, as that person is simultaneously being dumped upon, blown off or otherwise snubbed.

2. An inappropriately apathetic or hostile response to a thoughtful or kind gesture.

Airline {In a warm, syrupy prerecorded voice}: Your flight from Reno to Chicago was due to depart in an hour. We took the liberty of canceling that flight just a few minutes ago. You needn't thank us now, but we made arrangements to complete your trip by rerouting you via Portland, Maine late tomorrow. It will add only a few hours in a crowded plane to your vacation!! And have a great day!!

Jim (to wife): "Crap. The airline just handed us a modified Cleveland Steamer."

by wmbdover September 26, 2012

Cleveland steamroom

The result of taking a shit into a laundry drier and setting it on high heat.

Before I left that dumb bitch's house I turned her laundry room into a cleveland steam room!

by Moose September 21, 2003

Cleveland Steamer with reverse teabag

The act of deficating on your partners chest during sex and then dragging your testicles across thier face as you dismount them in reverse direction.

" I tell ya fred the way I dragged my balls across her face after I gave her that cleveland steamer was artwork"

by Staticman May 18, 2005

Cleveland Steamclean

After you give your sexual or non-sexual partner a Cleveland Steamer, you clean it off by pissing on them.

After I dropped a Cleveland Steamer on her chest, I decided to clean up, so I pissed all over it to Cleveland Steamclean it off.

by Cabin Store Ease April 27, 2006