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Get the Celesting mug.When two lesbian women go vaj to vaj on an old, rusty, pipe. Once one girl has to take a shit, she shoves the pipe up her ass, shits through the pipe, and into the other girls mouth.
Dude, last night i jerked off to this lesbian porn. they were clerting! i fucking jizzed all over my walls.
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The act of squeezing shit out of one's urethra (pee-hole) after it becomes lodged inside during anal sex. The act resembles toothpaste being squeezed from its tube.
The act of squeezing shit out of one's urethra (pee-hole) after it becomes lodged inside during anal sex. The act resembles toothpaste being squeezed from its tube.
I leared that a huge downside to anal sex was the possibility of cresting. Who wants to have to sqeeze shit out of their penis?
by LordNastius November 29, 2009
Get the Cresting mug.When one guy seemingly at random punches another guy in the chest, knocking the air out of him. This is done back and forth between the two males as a game. Each incident is increasingly surprising for the victim.
Guy 1: -sitting on the couch, watching T.V.-
Guy 2: -creeps up behind couch, with stealth-
Guy 1: -goes to change the channel...-
Guy 2: -attacks- "CHEST!"
Guy 1: -falls over, without air-
This is chesting.
Guy 2: -creeps up behind couch, with stealth-
Guy 1: -goes to change the channel...-
Guy 2: -attacks- "CHEST!"
Guy 1: -falls over, without air-
This is chesting.
by anonymous576 January 28, 2006
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Get the cleeting mug.Attempting to defecate while heavily constipated and only the tip of the shit is exiting the rectum.
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