clerks

either: the movie in which the comedy duo jay and silent bob were born,

or a sad depressed individual who hates his life and makes up for it by using what limited power he has to ruin other people's

as in : clerks is a kick-ass movie

or
" man that clerk at the counter is such a ass-cock muncher"

by head of penguinisation May 12, 2004

Clerks

the best fucking movie in the world,its about a store clerk that had a shitty day

by JeVoNeR September 16, 2003

clerks

A very funny movie directed by Kevin Smith (silent bob).

DANTE: My girlfriend sucked 37 DICKS!!!!
RANDAL: In a ROW?! (classic clerks line)

Jay: fuckfuckfuckfuck motha motha FUCK! motha motha fuck fuck motha fuck motha fuck noinsh noinsh noinsh! shmokin weed shomkin wiz, doing drugs makin biz...(etc)

by mreva03 December 28, 2005

Clerks

A very funny movie that had a very funny television cartoon based on it that unfortunately got cancelled.

GO buy the Clerks movie and the TV show DVD collection, both rock.

by Murdoc June 9, 2004

on clerk

more on fleek than people on fleek

Her yodeling is so on point that its on clerk.

by ydlerx3 April 9, 2015

clerk

One who handles clerical duties.

A large office needs a file clerk to keep the files organized.

by Downstrike May 25, 2004

clerk

To prematurly ejaculate due to an over-extremely hot chick.

This bitch was so hot, I clerked all over her.

by Zach October 25, 2004