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Cletus

Greek origination; short form of Anacletus. This name is sometimes used to refer to the third pope, Saint Anacletus. It can also function in an Anglicized form of Kleitos.

While charactarised in mass media as a sub-normal person of the southern persuasion, the individuals themselves are less enigmatic. Posing varying social presence due to their formative years relegated pariah, they tend to remain helpful to a fault. They enjoy the good things in life- food, drink, women- and reciprocate as capable. Prone to a death by kidney failure, diabetes, heart disease, or alien anal probes- of which all Cleti (plural of Cletus) are afraid. They love all animals, and are prone to possessing more than one at a time. Cleti indulge in tinkering- whether with vehicles, the internet, computers, hoarding, or other miscellany.

Historically, they prefer brunettes with glasses.
Yo!- you see that pimp Cletus? He done dropped that booty swaggerin biotch!
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clouster

a fool, an eejit, a gobshite, or a clusterfuck
That Anto lad is some clouster
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Cletus

(AKA Cousin Cletus)

2: Also can be synonymous with hillbilly.
Heeeeeey Cletus is it true it ain't right ta have relations with folks who ain't yer kin?
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Clitoral jousting. Two buxom young fillies jousting using their clitorii as lances, often spurred on by a baying, male crowd.
Not to be confused with cousting
To finance their sordid pursuits, Sunit and Henry would often organise illicit clousting events
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OH theres the clevus!
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cletus

He's Cletus,the slack jawed yokel!
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Cleusa is a beautiful island girl. Her farts smell like roses and she has long pretty nappy hair. She loves everyone and has the sweetest personality that you will ever meet. Although she is calm tempered and mellow, she doesn't take shit from nobody. She also has the most handsome, tall and dread headed boyfriend. Someday they will make a beautiful family!!
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