CLEFT

An absolute moron

You really are a cleft arent you

by Chinese chicken lover December 24, 2018

cleft

a straight up skank, someone who gives up sex very easily.

"Most of the people down on colfax are clefts... but thats nice when you need some lovin and only gots 5 dolla"

by ikilledkenny21x August 13, 2006

cleft

short for 'clear left'. In countries that drive on the left side of the road, it is what the passenger (who is sitting in the shotgun seat on the left side of the car) says to a the driver to indicate the way in clear from the left and its safe to procede,

Driver " how are we looking?"
Passenger "cleft!"

by Kraken November 11, 2008

cleft

When one's boxers, shorts, or underwear rides up on you. There are three types of the cleft, a left cleft, a right cleft, and a middle cleft (the worst). A left and a right cleft is where your boxers pull up to either side or you testicle sac, and a middle cleft is where the seam in the boxers that splits the legs rides up on you up the middle seeming to almost split you sac.

Man, I have a bad left cleft

by Project Green Leaf June 11, 2006

Cleft

The point where the shaft of the male penis meets the testicals for the first time.

Ouch! The tennis ball hit me right in the cleft!

by GallonChallengeFail August 9, 2009

Cleft

Someone who lacks a chin. Their chin is either non-existent and their mouth leads straight to their neck or there is a slight dent with evidence of a shrunken or growing chin.

Yo, don't stand too close to Cleft or you'll catch the disease and your chin will fall off

by Nast-A October 1, 2010

cleft

A Northern Irish term. A cleft is essentially a yuppie arsehole, or trustfund hipster. Activities indulged in by the cleft, including the purchase of luxury cars, male grooming products and Warhol prints, may be referred to as clefty.

Christ, is that a cashmere iPod cosie? You utter cleft.

by dbspin1 December 29, 2007