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beaver cleaver

a beaver cleaver refers to the buzzer the female uses to trim her bush in an attempt to portray a clean vagina to her naive partner, who should know what a filthy cunt she really has...
"Her beaver cleaver must be busted, cuz her shit is nappier then ive ever seen it!!!"
by KevinCA$H August 3, 2006
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Beaver cleaver

Your momma bled all over my beaver cleaver.
by Eliot October 24, 2003
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beaver cleaver

when a girl is on her rag and whips out her tampon to smack someone across the face with it to leave a bloody mark.
After Jane got mad at Fred she whipped out her tampon and gave him a beaver cleaver.
by Muffin Punkinpants July 8, 2010
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Cleaver The Beaver

1. To penetrate a virgin's vagina.

2. To have sex with an uptight girl.
1. "I can't believe it I got to cleaver the beaver and she was 22." "WOW!"

2. "Last night I had sex with Her she was so Cleaver, I had to write an essay so that I could cleaver the beaver with her."
by Jimmy Schmidts August 19, 2008
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Bloody beaver cleaver

Either having you or your friend rip a bloody tampon out of your vagina by the string and flinging it at an opponent
Bloody beaver cleaver can be fined by example as Arguing with somebody at the bar and having your bestie come over and be like get her girl and she just reaches down and rips the string out and flings a tampon right in the other girl's face
by Jessie n Kristina October 20, 2025
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The act of inserting two fingers (usually the first and second finger)into the females vagina and also inserting the pinky finger into the woman's anus.
Last night i stuck two in the beaver one in the cleaver, it was great!!!
by Goldilox May 30, 2006
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Western Beaver Cleaner

The act of ejactulating upon a toothbrush, than having the girl brush her teeth with it. Great prank.
"When she wasn't looking, I gave her a Western Beaver Cleaner. It was a enriching experince."
by Alex Eaplestien October 25, 2007
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