I gave Amber a Cleaveland steamer right after I ate at Tacco Bell and the bitch passed out right there.
by Stefan December 03, 2003
The sexual act inwhich a male titty-fucks a female (or a male perhaps) and then lays a steamy hot turd on her chest and proceeds to rub it in.
Abbott: "Hey I had the greatest time last night"
Gav: "Oh yea?"
Abbott: "Yea, sulz gave me the dirties cleaveland steamer ever"
Gav: "That's nice"
Gav: "Oh yea?"
Abbott: "Yea, sulz gave me the dirties cleaveland steamer ever"
Gav: "That's nice"
by Gav800 August 27, 2005
by Blumpkin Boys May 05, 2003
The act whereby a man defecates on the chest of a partner and then masturbates and excretes his semen on top of the resultant pile of excrement.
by none given January 29, 2004
It is like the action of doing a cleaveland steamer but after acting out this freaky revenge plan, you then decide to grab their arm/hand and make them smear it all over their chest. If your evil enough you leave a blob of crap on their hand then tickle his' or her's face until they hit their face with yesterdays brunch.
Girl #1: my boyfriend is such a nob...
Girl #2: what you going to do then?
Girl #1: ..... he's getting a cleaveland steamroller tonight!
Girl #2: WOW! your harsh!
Girl #2: what you going to do then?
Girl #1: ..... he's getting a cleaveland steamroller tonight!
Girl #2: WOW! your harsh!
by Jewsie Woosie February 04, 2010
by Ziploc June 02, 2003
a sex act where one partner lays on their back and holds a clear glass bowl over their face or chest while a second partner stands above the person laying down and defecates into the bowl.
by pak paki September 12, 2003