Lastered

The art of excess drinking, normally resulting in a blackout, that has you so plastered you drop the P.

Person 1: "Hey, remember when John drank eleven beers in 40 minutes and ended up face down in the front yard the other night?"

Person 2: "Yeah, man! He was so Lastered."

by ABCritt November 7, 2011

Pussy Plastered

Soaking a tampon in vodka or other hard alcohol and inserting into your pussy in order to get plastered, aka drunk. Perfect for high school dances or when being breathalyzed.

"Holy hell! I got pussy plastered and passed the breathalyzer test! Let's grind on Mr. Tobin!"

by camitee May 31, 2011

clusterella

A confused, disorganized, and generally incompetent female.

A female personification of "clusterfuck".

"That clusterella got assigned to the project, and it went to hell in a handbasket".

by Haas January 8, 2004

Angel Casteneda

A very quiet but focused man. He is driven by his work and by his enemy; Tahamid Bhuiyan.

Angel Casteneda? Angel Casteneda is that cool kid!

by Good Man Allah September 21, 2018

chostered

To mean extremely tired as a result of physical activity, work or study.

To be drained of all ones energy.

I had a really busy day at work, Im chostered!

by mybraincantthinkofaname May 14, 2009

Chestered Special

When you finger a girl after eating Flamin' Hot Cheetos and burn that pussy up.

While having sex with Sally, having just finished a bag of Flamin' Hot Cheetos, I took my blood red seasoned fingers and thrusted them deep within her moist cooch, giving her a Chestered Special. She shot upright in agony and pain.

by 420XxXtitfuckerXxX420 March 27, 2016

Getting Plastered

Getting drunk badly or getting high

Oh man! Last night was crazy! we were getting plastered so bad!

by Awesomeness_xx December 20, 2014