classturbating

the incessant referral to how classy one is. masturbating your own ego about being a really classy person. verbally jacking yourself off because everyone else probably thinks you're a real horse's ass. read: the opposite of classy or having class.

"why does she keep talking about how she's the classy one in this feud"

"she's just classturbating. she's a chronic classturbator".

by yeahbuddyyeah July 8, 2011

classturbation

1) to covertly masturbate in school.

2) a class which teaches you nothing and serves no scholastic goal.

this human sexuality course is pure classturbation, in more ways than one.

by the moody booze August 3, 2008

classturbate

when one secretly or not so secretly masturbates during class.

Look at that kid he's classturbate in the middle of class

by moneysideofthemoon October 24, 2011

classturbator

Classtubator is a student that masturbates in class, Male or Female

Crozier:*masturbating*
Teacher: CROZIER WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Crozier: miss smell my hand!
Tom: MISS HE'S A CLASSTURBATOR

by king classier April 23, 2014

Classturbate

To masturbate while keeping the pinky finger completely extended

Woah bro, learn some manners when you jack off in public at least learn to classturbate!

by Fuzznutz August 25, 2013

classturbating

when you are super horny in school and you have to beat the meat.

jimmy! stop classturbating back there and pay attension!

by kshizlle014 November 9, 2009

Classturbator

A student whose idea of an "effective use of class time" is to masturbate in the classroom.

The classturbator has struck again. . .I didn't see that on the review guide.

by queenlivi428 May 1, 2024