Clarineticorn

A unicorn with a clarinet as a horn. one can be a clarineticorn by placing the bell of one's clarinet on their forehead and holding it there so that the rest of the clarinet sticks up like the horn of a unicorn. (usually done while running and/or making akward, loud noises)

Person 1: (running with their clarinet on their head) "AAAHH!!!"
Person 2: "dude, what's that guy doing"
Person 3: "oh he's just being a clarineticorn"

by AAAHREALMONSTERS September 2, 2012

I Learned The Clarinet at School

I give fantastic blowjobs.

John: I learned the clarinet at school.

Sherlock: Uh...

by There I fixed it. November 4, 2012

Bass Clarinet

An instrument descended from heaven. Forged by God himself in the fires of Mt. Buffet with wood taken from the trees of the Garden of Eden, it is said that when one such instrument is played, storms dissipate and seas are calmed. In the hands of an expert, the Bass Clarinet's power can be weaponized, calling in lightning to crash down upon his enemies.

A holy weapon of mass destruction. We call it- the bass clarinet.

by Antonymy July 14, 2011

Claren

The most talented, beautiful, funniest, caring girls you'll meet. Knows how to treat her guy and to make you feel amazing. Wont give you up, or let you down. A lot like Rick Astley, but in girl form.

That Claren girl is so sweet and beautiful.

by aflood June 14, 2011

Clarence Clemons

A legendary saxophonist who died on june, 18th 2011 due to a stroke. Clarence is most known for playing with Bruce Springsteen's E Street Band but also has played with Lady Gaga, Temple of Soul and Jackson Browne to name a few.

R.I.P Clarence, you will never be forgotten.

I saw Bruce 'n' the band in Stockholm 2 years ago and they played Jungleland! Clarence Clemons nailed the solo perfect!

by eStreeter93 June 20, 2011

I learned the clarinet at school

An innuendo alluding to the speaker's blowjob skills.

'I learned the clarinet at school.'
'I look forward to it.'

'Have sex with me.'
'Why should I?'
'Come on, I learned the clarinet at school.'
'COMING!'

by Johnlock November 4, 2012

Clarance

Clarance is A funny person who makes your laugh when your in a bad mood.If a Clarance gets mad at you their just playing around.If your friends with a Clarance they love you so much!!

"Why are you so happy". "Oh Clarance made me happy"

by Salinanaani December 28, 2019