Chattitude

One who has an attitude via text message or instant message

I was talking to my girl on AIM... the bitch had such a chattitude

by xBusterxCherryx January 13, 2009

craptitude

A person's level of lack of ability to perform a particular task.

He was really bad at it, his craptitude was impressive.

by twinkle21 May 4, 2007

Catitude

Catitude (Adjective)
-Cat·ti·tude-
The attitude of a cat.
Catitude is usually aloof, stuck-up, rude, or stand-offish.

My cat never greets me at the door.
He's got a bad Catitude.

by ArtistsUnited December 31, 2014

'Crattitude

(n.) the attitude, typically piss poor, assumed by any foolish individual drinking Aristocrat Vodka, aka 'Crat.

Guy 1- "Did Keith just bong a solo cup of 'Crat?"
Guy 2- "Yeah, I wish he hadn't too, he gets a bad 'Crattitude from drinking that shit!"

by Da Sperminator January 24, 2011

catitude

The feline version of attitude

Man, that cat has some serious catitude

by anonymous October 16, 2004

cattitude

The superior attitude of a cat.

Person A: After petting my cat, Mr. Jingles, he nipped at me and walked away.

Person B: Sounds like he's got some serious cattitude!

by 4wrdthnkndad July 31, 2010

Clapiture

The scientific measurement of vibration caused by a young lady's butt cheeks high fiving each other as she walks while wearing a sundress.

My word... That sundress she is wearing has significantly raised the level of clapiture she normal displays.

by Llennodc April 21, 2017