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clam jam

(n.) - the female version of a cock block; when a girl sabotages another girl's attempt to get some.
"This guy was hitting on me last night and asked me home, but Cara was being super clingy and made me leave with her instead; whatta clam jam!"
by garry larry July 25, 2013
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Clamhamper

A Clamhamper is a woman that doesn't let her female friends score with guys by blocking her friend's game.

Essentially this is the female version of "Cockblocker"
1. "I was at the club and Lizzy was being a real clamhamper with this cute guy I was talking to. I ended up leaving alone."

"Damn, that really sucks!"

2. "Dude I so was talking to this girl but when it came time to leave her big fat friend came over and grabbed her hand and dragged her away."

"What a clamhamper"
by LosDogTJBat February 3, 2010
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Slam Boat Clam Jam

Girl 1:Hey girls wanna go to the Slam Boat Clam Jam.

Girls:SURE!!!!
by undefinedwerd October 13, 2012
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clamjabls

A group of guidettes who love to club and have sex with random men at club abyss. They wear only clubbing attire and never smile for pictures. They always make a kissy face. They wear metallic pink lipstick that looks like semen. This type of lipgloss is most commonly known as semen lipstick. These girls wear an overabundance of orange bronzer and black eyeliner.
Hey, guys check out the Clamjabls, one of their nipples just popped out.
by bananas_n_blow July 29, 2008
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Clam-Jam

-noun, verb, clam jamming, clam jammed

1) noun.
A gathering that is predominantly female. The opposite of sausage fest.

2) noun. (clam-jammed)
A female cock block
Example 1: The Lilith Fair music festival is a giant clam-jam.

Example 2: I almost hooked up with that girl last night, but I got clam-jammed by her friend.
by Mestas October 7, 2011
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Clamjabls

Clamjabls is a newly discovered, life threatening sexually transmitted disease. It was covered briefly in the news, but was quickly eclipsed by the spread of the H1N1 virus, although Clamjabls's effects are far more deadly and painful.

The symptoms of Clamjabls are difficult to describe and pinpoint as many that are infected are too embarrassed to come forward with this relevant information, although it has been strongly encouraged by the United States Health Coalition.

Clamjabls are highly contagious and can be contracted through any type of sexual contact, including eye-fucking, cyberfucking, and dirty talk of all kinds (including in person, skype, and text or phone conversations).

Outbreaks have been frequent and devastating in the Central Jersey region, and officials are doing their best to quell the crisis and rid the state of all infected individuals.

The Public Health Coalition asks that you are selective when choosing partners and that you use proper protection during sexual interactions. Unfortunately, some cases have been contracted during sexual tension for which there is no known protection at this time. There are no known treatments for Clamjabls, but there are support groups cropping up all over the nation to provide a safe haven for those infected as well as a place to heal their emotional wounds.
Hey, are you coming to our fundraiser for Clamjabls awareness month?
by Lez, the Informer October 28, 2009
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clam jam

to keep a woman from getting laid, the female version of a cock block
Tina thought she had this guy at a party, but her friend completely clam jammed her by mentioning she was pregnant in front of him.
by Billheimer December 18, 2008
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