Clam

Wheldon thinks he plays like Bird, but he keeps honking out clams.
Letitia hit a clam with her oboe during the Surprise Symphony.

Clam by Cap'n Bullmoose July 3, 2008

Clam

1 Dollar,

It cost five clams for a sandwich at the restaurant.

Clam by Xopher October 30, 2003

Clam

slang term for female pudenda, esp. the pink bits.

Excuse me, Miss. May I lick your clam until you see stars?

Clam by Lord Uther March 13, 2003

clam

A fucking annoying piece of shit human being

Carl: Look I just want the fucking clam dead okay, no fancy shit.

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Prisoner: Jason was a cocksucking clam, he fucking deserved it

clam by Homeless Chicken September 19, 2020

Clam

The end result of a rare childbirh occurance where from some extra propulsion, the baby is launched out through the vagina, stops in mid-air when the umbilical cord reaches its full elasticity and is pulled back inside the mother through the vagina so fast and hard it pulls the lips apart until they're so wide they simply fall back and engulf the mother.

Greg didn't care if it was a boy or a girl, he just hoped the baby would be healthy. But it was a clam.

Clam by Emcee January 27, 2005

clam

A wrong or sour note in music.

That trombone player has to go! He keeps on hitting clams and doesn't seem to want to improve his technique.

clam by pentozali March 19, 2008

CLAM

An individual who consistently performs under par during the evening. This individual lacks the skills needed to perform under pressure.

"George got Brittany Griffon butt naked in his bed last night and didn't stick it in?.....What a clam!!!"

CLAM by THE HOMIES February 5, 2010