learned the clarinet at school

Euphemism for "I give great blow jobs"

John: I learned the clarinet at school
*sherlock eagerly removes pants*

by marzia November 4, 2012

learned the clarinet at school

The term "learned the clarinet at school" is most commonly used by persons as a way of conveying the fact that they have been known to give fantastic oral sex, particularly on male genitalia.

"I learned the clarinet at school." John said, sending a wink in the direction of his room-mate.

by Calliope987 November 3, 2012

Claire

She is a very unique, beautiful and admirable girl you can ever meet in your life. She can be a great listening ear and tried to help to solve other's problem. Claire can be lazy at times but inside, she is actually really smart and intelligent. A lot of boys like her a lot but she will always have someone in her heart that she will never forget. Claire is a remarkable and role model person, that is very well-liked by many of her peers, teachers and friends. She never fails to be a great friend. Claire is a very talented person but yet she does not find out her talents. She is a wonderful and emotional person, but kind and friendly. Claire has many hobbies and interests. She often get distracted but she knows what is right and wrong. Claire is awesome and funny. Only a lucky man will be able to win her heart.

Jacob: Oh my god, she is such a Claire, a gorgeous and intelligent girl there!
Willson: I know right! She is so cute.
Jacob: What a Claire indeed!

by UniJess April 9, 2019

Clarineticorn

A unicorn with a clarinet as a horn. one can be a clarineticorn by placing the bell of one's clarinet on their forehead and holding it there so that the rest of the clarinet sticks up like the horn of a unicorn. (usually done while running and/or making akward, loud noises)

Person 1: (running with their clarinet on their head) "AAAHH!!!"
Person 2: "dude, what's that guy doing"
Person 3: "oh he's just being a clarineticorn"

by AAAHREALMONSTERS September 2, 2012

Steam-Clavined

The phenomenon of playing a game on Steam and either getting killed or missing vital information due to Steam blocking out the bottom-right corner of the game to tell you that a friend has logged into a different game. Named for mailman Cliff Clavin from the TV show "Cheers," who often spouted useless, wrong, and/or unwanted trivia to the annoyance of the people around him.

"FUCK, I'm dead! I would've SEEN that landmine if I weren't being Steam-Clavined just then!"

by Defenestrator January 1, 2015

Hadley Claire

the most amazing, talented, fabulous girl, who is kind to everyone, sweet, and has an angelic face. she writes songs and is absolutely amazing at it. her songs are true and meaningful. she has a song on Spotify called "Moneys Tight Right Now" that is fabulous. she is a genuine soul who I hope is reading this.

"Hadley Claire is my idol."

by Brooklynnnycol February 3, 2020

Claire

A loyal, funny, beautiful girl that doesn't recognize her true beauty. She doesn't have a bad bone in her body, at least not a lot. She is literally the nicest person you will ever meet in your lifetime so when you have the priveledge of meeting a Claire, never let her go. Claire will always be there for you through thick and thin. She is a joy to have around and such a kindred spirit. She cares about her friends and family immensely, even though she may feel like she's selfish sometimes, although not the case. A Claire is an all-around gorgeous, loving, fun and loyal friend to keep around. So when you find a Claire, know that you are lucky!

Stranger: Who's That?

Me: That's my best friend Claire
Stranger: Wow, you sure are lucky.
Me: Right?

by foodlovers82 December 22, 2016