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The fake "clitoris" that is all that remains of the penis of a transwoman after "bottom surgery." You know--the one that "not even a gynecologist can distinguish from the real thing" -- unless he looks at it.
"Hey, did you here that Jessica Yaniv's clain't fell off?"
Clain't by Louis XXV November 27, 2021
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Learned the clarinet at school 

a euphemism for "I give a fantastic blowjob"
Person 1: so, any special talents?
Person 2: learned the clarinet at school.

big baller claire

Bigballerclaire is someone who doesnt give a fuck, while still being the freshest person alive. This person would be able to rock black air forces and nobody denies them. Jah is looking down with love on this person. They look fresh outta prison with all their drip. This person would likely be Noah Schnapp's gf/wife --- if millie bobby brown was out the picture. A big baller claire truly gives no fucks and commands respect from any audience in front of her. Their signature pose is the tongue out the mouth, like a baller
yo you're being such a big baller claire rn with all that drip. pls spare some for the rest of us

Spud cline 

One who insist on talking about him self. With no credability to back it up. They would also use buzz words constantly to try to lend ones self credible as an educated human.
1.Hey do you know spud cline.

2. Yea I think I do he's the D bag who can't stop talking about him self.

1. Yep that's him.

2. What a tool bag.
Spud cline by Bad ass fireman September 16, 2013

Rusty Clarinet 

The act of being so horny that you look at your clarinet as a viable option to use as a fleshlight. Results may vary.
Aidan: “Oh, dude can I try your clarinet real quick?”
Renato: “Nah man, I was down bad and I pulled a Rusty Clarinet yesterday
Rusty Clarinet by LargeDavid April 6, 2021

Claireified 

Clair Hedley is the expert witness who defined Scientology, their policies and hidden structure in the Masterson rape case.
Claire Hedley claireified the philophy of Scientology and described their hidden policies to the Masterson jury during the trial.
Claireified by FanOfSPTv September 10, 2023