Much like a Nutty Clegg a Zinger Clegg is a Cling on but the only difference is it occurs after you have explosive diarrhoea and the poo that hasn’t been wiped off and forms a Clegg and it burns your arse hole
by CleggMaster May 2, 2019
Get the Zinger Clegg mug.Elderly men who parade through gym locker rooms in the nude, often indulging others in unwanted and awkward conversation.
I just finished working out and went to locker room and found a clegger "hanging out" near my locker.
by Ed Von Haviland June 16, 2017
Get the Clegger mug.A sexually transmitted disease that can be carried and spread by both genders but only infects males and hermaphrodites. The symptoms include but are not limited too:
- The swelling and rotting of the left testicle.
- The rrhexis (bursting) of said testicle after 48 hours of excruciating pain.
- During the first week of infection, the retraction of the right testicle.
- After the first week, the right testicle is shitted out by the infected host.
Clagera is common in the Central Florida region.
- The swelling and rotting of the left testicle.
- The rrhexis (bursting) of said testicle after 48 hours of excruciating pain.
- During the first week of infection, the retraction of the right testicle.
- After the first week, the right testicle is shitted out by the infected host.
Clagera is common in the Central Florida region.
Lawrence hasn't been the same since Keely gave him clagera at the party.
Lance Armstrong had clagera, but he was able to find a cure before it claimed both his nuts. He should be proud.
Lance Armstrong had clagera, but he was able to find a cure before it claimed both his nuts. He should be proud.
by Nestor DryIce June 10, 2008
Get the clagera mug.Caggot is a cross between "Cat" and "Faggot". Its basically a guy who is tupidly convinced to don Cat ears and a tail for the promise of pussy from a chick on the internet. But then those pics are leaked.
by Seymour Van Dors October 10, 2014
Get the Caggot mug.To Nick Clegg, the act of promising something then not only breaking that promise but also going in the complete opposite direction.
Example 1:
Tina: I'm so disappointed, Ryan said he'd become a vegan with me and yesterday I saw him in a steakhouse.Joe: What a Nick Clegg.
Example 2:
Johnny: Alex has been Nick Clegging again, he said he was cutting rent and now he's tripled it. Pete: I hate that clegger.
Tina: I'm so disappointed, Ryan said he'd become a vegan with me and yesterday I saw him in a steakhouse.Joe: What a Nick Clegg.
Example 2:
Johnny: Alex has been Nick Clegging again, he said he was cutting rent and now he's tripled it. Pete: I hate that clegger.
by Nex Solo December 15, 2010
Get the Nick Clegg mug.by This_Is_Not_A_Name April 19, 2010
Get the Clegg Speak mug.A clag bag is the scrotum which contains the CLAG NUTS. These nuts contain the clag. CLAG is a gooey spoof like substance, mainly used whilst at school to glue pictures or cuttings into a scrap book. Through the adolescent years of learning to toss off, one notes the similarity of the jism to the viscosity of clag glue. Thus, the term for the common ball bag is morphed into the term CLAG BAG.
Jenny told me.... 'Jack Off is a real sly cunt. He grabbed my tit, so I kicked him fair in the fucking CLAG BAG/S (scrotum)'
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