gator clits

An extrordinarirly large clitoris with scales like that of an alligator.

A: "Yo, you fuck dat bitch last night?"
B: "Heeeeellllll yahhhh mean? You know I hit dat shit."
A: "Yo mane, I gotsta axe you, you eat dat pussy dawg?"
B: I was 'bout to bustah, but I took a look down there, and dis bitch be having one of those gator clits!"
A: "Awwwhhhhhh, heeeellllll naw! I know you didn't eat dat shit!:
B: "I was afraid to mane, I didn't want tah get into a boxing match wit it, I'd probably lose!"

by 6 stAt bItChh October 28, 2009

Dirt Clots

Remanants of fecal matter. Often found clinging around the bum hole or knotted up in ass hair. See clingons. Dirt Clots may also form around the head of the penis when having anal sex with a dirty partner.

I got mud butt today. I can feel the dirt clots down there. Need a re-wipe.

Roger had sex with a prostitute. Her ass was full of dirt clots.

I suggest your girl does an enema before anal braaaaahhh. Otherwise, expect dirt clots.

by Eaton Holgoode March 2, 2017

Clutsy

A word used to describe someone who trips, falls, or hurts themselves a lot. Someone who is clumsy and uncoordinated.

For some reason, everyone seems to think this is a real word, tho googling shows no official definition.

That girl is so clutsy she trips over her own feet.

If I were anymore clutsy I'd have to wear pillows everywhere.

You know you're clutsy when you find bruises where you're not sure where you got them.

by Rin-kun March 2, 2011

shit clots

too much shit in your head or in your body

What the fuck are you thinking you fucking shit clots in your head

by henryyyy June 23, 2008

commander of all clits

To be the supreme clit commander.....kind of like the grand wizard....except instead of being an ignorant racist....you just roll a clit like no other

Nobody rolls a clit like me not this fuck, not that fuck...none of you little fucks I am the commander of all clits! When it comes down to it it's what I do best.

by xX|The¥Gooch|Xx November 8, 2014

clitsucker

n. one who enjoys twirling their tongue around clits and, after that titillates his or her partner, placing their entire mouth around the genital area known as the clitoris and sucking as long as hard as a pleasurable erection; often results in woman jizz being spurted

Damn, dude! Did you hear what Alejandro did to Lauren last night? He is such a pro clitsucker.

by Eamon Ryan April 16, 2009

Clatskanie

City near the Oregon coast which includes one stop light and no fast food joints.

"Nothing exciting ever happens in Clatskanie."

by PeytonMarie June 24, 2008