circumsized nose

A nose where the kind is cut of and you look like voldemort

Ohh he has a dirty nose he should circumsize it #voldemort circumsized nose

by Tommaso the cockmoster June 9, 2017

circumsized tomatoes

When you forcefully peel off the foreskin of a ginger boy while he is awake.

Did you hear about jayden? The kinky bastard said he cant wait till he gets his Circumsized tomatoes.

by The real g 4220 December 15, 2019

Circumcised Rapists

People who repeat the cycle of inflicting genital mutilation on others because it was done to them. Like father, like son.

Jews are the largest collective group of organized "Circumcised Rapists" I know. Jews have had for centuries an organized system of genital mutilation and have been well-known for rape.

by thenaturalman May 10, 2014

automatic circumsizers

A tool used for automatic circumsizing.
Really. How the hell could you need a definition for this?

Weird Al: Would you look at all that stuff ...
They've got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters
Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters
Walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires
BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers
Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters
Paint removers, window louvers, masking tape and plastic gutters
Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables
Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles
Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication
Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation
Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors
Tire guages, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors
Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumsizers
Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers
Soffit panels, circuit brakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers
Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers
Noob: wotz teh fock

by Niggadicks July 6, 2006

Keep it Circumcised

An exclusive gathering of male Jews

Josh: We are going up to Queens to see the Mets - Sox game. You coming?
Ari: Can I bring my roommate?
Josh: Sorry man, we're gonna keep it circumcised.

by hipsterjew March 9, 2010

circusized

When a peaceful outdoor moment is cut short by some idiot singling you out to show off their skills in juggling, unicycling or similar.

Mary was enjoying spending a sunny lunchtime on a park bench, with a book & a sandwich until it was circusized by some moron coming over to her by pulling himself on an invisible string then fishing balls out of his stupid beret and juggling. Mary wished they hadn't sited the performing arts centre so close to the park.

by aspwitch May 5, 2010

circumcised dickrod

Instead of having a normal circumcision, you take a glass rod and shove it in the hole of your penis. To circumcise, crack the glass while it is in your penis thus tearing it apart. Creating for yourself a circumcised dickrod.

Hey sorry I'm late boss, I was just giving myself a circumcised dickrod.

by -Urban=Creator- October 23, 2017