cingular
(noun)
1. A phone company that really stinks.
2. An exclamation of disgust or discontent.
(adjective)
Suckish and/or annoying. Really bad.
1. A phone company that really stinks.
2. An exclamation of disgust or discontent.
(adjective)
Suckish and/or annoying. Really bad.
(noun)
1.
Jeff: "Hey, buddy. What service do you have?"
John: "I have Cingular."
Jeff: "I'm so sorry."
2.
Jeff: "I like to eat babies."
John: "Eww! Cingular!"
(adjective)
Jeff: "I eat babies!"
John: "Eww! That's really Cingular!"
1.
Jeff: "Hey, buddy. What service do you have?"
John: "I have Cingular."
Jeff: "I'm so sorry."
2.
Jeff: "I like to eat babies."
John: "Eww! Cingular!"
(adjective)
Jeff: "I eat babies!"
John: "Eww! That's really Cingular!"
cingular by flyinninjamunkii October 19, 2007
cingular
/*SIN*/gu/lar/ (n.)
The singular most irritating cell phone provider on the planet.
They're eating up cell phone companies like candy and turning the old company's great service into the CINGULAR CROCK OF SHIT.
All service representatives are well trained in the arts of the "NO". No, there's nothing wrong with your ten-thousand-dollar bill. Yes, your phone dialed Jamaica for 10 hours by accident, but that's not our fault *cough*. Yes we have shitty featureless phones. Yes we overcharge for data usage. BUT THE ANSWER TO YOUR QUESTION? NO, WE DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU, GIVE US YOUR MONEY.
A good-for-nothing monopolizing company that cares about as much about you as Microsoft does.
Add that to the fact that Cingular has the CINGLE worst quality of ANY provider in the world, even though they have swallowed more cell companies than I care to think about, and you have no arguement about the worst cell phone provider in the world.
Cingular C'uks.
The singular most irritating cell phone provider on the planet.
They're eating up cell phone companies like candy and turning the old company's great service into the CINGULAR CROCK OF SHIT.
All service representatives are well trained in the arts of the "NO". No, there's nothing wrong with your ten-thousand-dollar bill. Yes, your phone dialed Jamaica for 10 hours by accident, but that's not our fault *cough*. Yes we have shitty featureless phones. Yes we overcharge for data usage. BUT THE ANSWER TO YOUR QUESTION? NO, WE DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU, GIVE US YOUR MONEY.
A good-for-nothing monopolizing company that cares about as much about you as Microsoft does.
Add that to the fact that Cingular has the CINGLE worst quality of ANY provider in the world, even though they have swallowed more cell companies than I care to think about, and you have no arguement about the worst cell phone provider in the world.
Cingular C'uks.
Cingulate melding
The feeling as if your living environment has been welding and shaping your personality a certain way so that you can perform a certain task without flaws or problems.
A webtoon called 'It's Mine' perfectly depicts how our protagonist, Yohan Do, gets cingulate molded into a psychopathic stalker by his father since childhood. A perfect depiction of cingulate melding.
Cingulate melding by SaikoRyder December 13, 2021
cingulastoned
The auora of Cingular Wireless workers getting stoned off their ass after a long hard day's work as a wage slave.
Sam was late coming home tonight because he stayed after work to get Cingulastoned.
Chris didn't get back until after midnight. He was out getting Cingulastoned.
Chris didn't get back until after midnight. He was out getting Cingulastoned.
cingulastoned by Cingular Wirless Customer April 18, 2007
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