*Bob turns on t.v.*
T.V. AD: Did you know that Cingular has over 50 billion customers?
Bob: Really? *yells at tv* THEN HOW COME EVERYONE I KNOW HAS VERIZON?!
T.V. AD: Did you know that Cingular has over 50 billion customers?
Bob: Really? *yells at tv* THEN HOW COME EVERYONE I KNOW HAS VERIZON?!
by Bujbegure July 7, 2006
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by lo_fi April 28, 2005
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(noun)
1. A phone company that really stinks.
2. An exclamation of disgust or discontent.
(adjective)
Suckish and/or annoying. Really bad.
1. A phone company that really stinks.
2. An exclamation of disgust or discontent.
(adjective)
Suckish and/or annoying. Really bad.
(noun)
1.
Jeff: "Hey, buddy. What service do you have?"
John: "I have Cingular."
Jeff: "I'm so sorry."
2.
Jeff: "I like to eat babies."
John: "Eww! Cingular!"
(adjective)
Jeff: "I eat babies!"
John: "Eww! That's really Cingular!"
1.
Jeff: "Hey, buddy. What service do you have?"
John: "I have Cingular."
Jeff: "I'm so sorry."
2.
Jeff: "I like to eat babies."
John: "Eww! Cingular!"
(adjective)
Jeff: "I eat babies!"
John: "Eww! That's really Cingular!"
by flyinninjamunkii October 19, 2007
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The singular most irritating cell phone provider on the planet.
They're eating up cell phone companies like candy and turning the old company's great service into the CINGULAR CROCK OF SHIT.
All service representatives are well trained in the arts of the "NO". No, there's nothing wrong with your ten-thousand-dollar bill. Yes, your phone dialed Jamaica for 10 hours by accident, but that's not our fault *cough*. Yes we have shitty featureless phones. Yes we overcharge for data usage. BUT THE ANSWER TO YOUR QUESTION? NO, WE DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU, GIVE US YOUR MONEY.
A good-for-nothing monopolizing company that cares about as much about you as Microsoft does.
Add that to the fact that Cingular has the CINGLE worst quality of ANY provider in the world, even though they have swallowed more cell companies than I care to think about, and you have no arguement about the worst cell phone provider in the world.
Cingular C'uks.
The singular most irritating cell phone provider on the planet.
They're eating up cell phone companies like candy and turning the old company's great service into the CINGULAR CROCK OF SHIT.
All service representatives are well trained in the arts of the "NO". No, there's nothing wrong with your ten-thousand-dollar bill. Yes, your phone dialed Jamaica for 10 hours by accident, but that's not our fault *cough*. Yes we have shitty featureless phones. Yes we overcharge for data usage. BUT THE ANSWER TO YOUR QUESTION? NO, WE DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU, GIVE US YOUR MONEY.
A good-for-nothing monopolizing company that cares about as much about you as Microsoft does.
Add that to the fact that Cingular has the CINGLE worst quality of ANY provider in the world, even though they have swallowed more cell companies than I care to think about, and you have no arguement about the worst cell phone provider in the world.
Cingular C'uks.
Hey Dan, you got a cell phone?
Sure.
ACCK! It's Cingular! I'll just use a pay phone. No thanks.
Why?
BECAUSE I ACTUALLY WANT TO UNDERSTAND WHAT THEY'RE SAYING!
Sure.
ACCK! It's Cingular! I'll just use a pay phone. No thanks.
Why?
BECAUSE I ACTUALLY WANT TO UNDERSTAND WHAT THEY'RE SAYING!
by Falcon4 June 9, 2005
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A webtoon called 'It's Mine' perfectly depicts how our protagonist, Yohan Do, gets cingulate molded into a psychopathic stalker by his father since childhood. A perfect depiction of cingulate melding.
by SaikoRyder December 13, 2021
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Jane: Oh yeah, Jeb is so cringe. He's cringular shaped.
John: What the fuck is wrong with you, stop trying to make cringular a thing. It's not gonna be a thing.
Jane: Oh yeah, Jeb is so cringe. He's cringular shaped.
John: What the fuck is wrong with you, stop trying to make cringular a thing. It's not gonna be a thing.
by Dripponi March 22, 2022
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Sam was late coming home tonight because he stayed after work to get Cingulastoned.
Chris didn't get back until after midnight. He was out getting Cingulastoned.
Chris didn't get back until after midnight. He was out getting Cingulastoned.
by Cingular Wirless Customer April 18, 2007
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