Cinephile

A person that is so enthusiastic about films and film and general it should be against the law, as is the case with pedophiles.

A Cinephile is never ceases to talk about how fantastic (or not) the most recent film they saw was, and how what's happening to them right now is just like the scene from a specific movie you've probably never seen, but they insist is a classic.
They also quote movie quotes and do character impressions ALOT.
Most Notable Example - The Lonely Island: (rapping about being a boss in the club)
Michael Bolton: This is the tale of Captain Jack Sparrow! A pirate so brave, on the seven seas!

Student: I can't beleive how much homework I have to do, this is crazy!
Cinephile: Crazy? No. THIS IS SPARTA!!!
Student: Shut the fuck up.

Wife: It's 4 in the morning! Where were you all night!? And why do you smell like lube and cheap cologne?! I want the truth!
Cinephile Husband: You can't handle the truth!
Wife: I want a divorce.
by ReconJohn May 27, 2011
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cinephile

A cinephile is basically the pedophile of cinema/film/movie. They will imitate any movie or dress up as a character from the movie. Becareful for them, they can get you into the mood. The Lonely Island did a song with a Cinephile.
Examples of Cinephiles:

Michael Bolton
Brian Cardentey
Shane Dawson
Johnny Depp
by A Possible Cinephile May 14, 2011
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cinephile

The act of being Michael Bolton and abusing a large amount of films to explain a well thought out point.
Stacy mom is the biggest cinephile I've ever met.
by MMWheels May 27, 2011
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true cinephile

you're a true cinephile, if you watch a lot of movies in a short period of time and then just stop for a few weeks (because you're busy). this cycle goes on forever.
"How many movies did you watch this month?"
"20"
"Wow. How about last month?"
"-3"
"You're a true cinephile"
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