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cement truck

When your partner (preferable one who has given you blueballs), roommate, or drunken friend is asleep/passed out, you jizz on their eyes then twist their eye lashes in the hot jizzum and let it dry over night. Hopefully when they wake up the next morning, they won't be able to open their eyes and will think they have gone blind while you laugh and laugh.

Noun or verb, either's cool
Man1: Dude I gave my roommate Joshie a cement truck last night when he was passed out.

Man2: You're not a very good friend D-bag
by M3RDLOUNGE June 2, 2008
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Chimeng

Chimeng is the guy that feels unappreciated. However, everyone that he has as a friend is grateful that they know him. At times he feels like a no one with no purpose, but he matters. A lot. He may feel like no one cares for him but there's people who cares a lot. Even the people who hasn't known him for long cares for him because he's just an amazing guy. He's stupid, but his stupidity makes him funny. He's just overall a funny guy. He tells interesting stories even if they're made up and exaggerated. He's the guy you go to when you're feeling down because he can cheer you up, even if he's not okay himself. He likes to joke around and play pranks on people. He's super chill and is fine with being alone. He's really protective of the people he cares for. Anybody would be lucky to know a Chimeng and any girl would be lucky to have him as a boyfriend.
You see that guy? He's a Chimeng.
I wish I had a Chimeng.
by YourFriend20 June 16, 2016
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cement head

A person so dense and stupid that he or she can only be referred to as "cement head".
I told you not to do that. Now you've fucked it up. Uhhhh!......you're a fuckin' cement head.
by Bob "Fuckin'" Martin October 29, 2007
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Cienna

Cienna is a beautiful girl who has a big ass and is very happy all the time even I’m jealous of her
Do you know Cienna she’s so pretty
by Hahshhdhdjdjd July 13, 2021
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Civen

a Civen is a person who is funny , cute , and shy but when you get to know the person they'll show their true colors. a real person who you can trust, not a two-face. A Civen can be really lovable and chat lots with people they know. You'll be lucky to know a Civen & be friends with one in your lifetime. A very unique name mean a very unique person.
OMG! that's a Civen.
by yoniggah July 26, 2010
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ciento ochenta

Spanish version of a one eighty- girl changes direction while screwing guy from on top so as to still contain penis in vagina while turning around. Girl must be juicy and flexible.
Estaba chingando a Carmen anoche, de repente ella hizo un ciento ochenta. Ella es una putita excelente!
I was screwing Carmen last night, suddenly she did a one eighty. She's an excellent ho!
by Rick Warner June 4, 2007
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redneck cement mixer

when you fill your cousins ass with cement then mix it around with your dick
by jonny cash 420 October 18, 2015
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