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cuddlepractic

Cuddlepractic is like chiropractic except your partner is the one who squeezes, rubs and cuddles you so hard it gives you a full back, rib or neck adjustment.
My back is so sore tonight baby, can I have a cuddlepractic session to realign my back please.
by Woody17 October 26, 2020
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friendship cuddle

A deep hug lasting more than the standard, from a woman in need of comfort, while you attempt not to press your erection against her friendzoned body.
"She was all sad and shit, and just wanted me to sit and friendship cuddle. And I'm sitting there with a giant hard on."
by THE DAVAD April 21, 2016
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cuddle horny

when a person has not cuddled for a very long time and has an incredible urge to cuddle the shit out of the next person they see
I can't control myself, I'm so cuddle horny I think I'm gonna sleep with your tootsie roll pillow tonight.
by Head Cuddler January 3, 2012
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Bear cuddle

Being cuddle by/cuddling with a large, bear-sized man all through the night.
We bear cuddled last night, it was very romantic.
by magnetic zero February 20, 2011
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furry cuddle

A regular activity in the fandom where furries snuggle or hold/hug each other, either in a friendly or erotic way.
James: I'm so bored.... Tom: Let's CUDDLE!

Daniel: Are you furry enough to furry cuddle with others? Jack: Oh hell naw, that shi# be gay AF.
*Got no money because you've spent it all on furry-related stuff? Here's how you can fix that: CUDDLES!
by Furrzo March 13, 2018
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criddler

a criddler is a very messed up tweeker meth-head. Like a tweeker who will steal your shit & then help you look for it. A criddler will steal your shit, help you look for it then try to sell it back to you forgetting it was yours. Criddlers lurk in yards & bushes looking to steal or cause something caught their eye (People not really there). They wear their hair in a bun w/scrunchie known as a TWEEKIN-BEACON. They carry everything they own (all of it stolen) at all times in backpacks & small bags so they can pack & repack endlessly as the mood strikes them & will follow anyone, anywhere & do anything if the guys got a bag of dope. A stack of used lotto scratch-its will keep them busy endlessly rescratching cause there must be a winner they missed.
The Criddler bag-bitch went for a walk to get some air. 6 hours later and only 1 block away from home she's in the neighbors back yard shopping in the bushes for SHINEY THINGS. She finds an electronic charger that just might work for the cell phone she "GOT" yesterday, or was it today? SHHHH I've got to criddle on the roof & get high cause there's people out ther I have to watch.
by berta look alike January 29, 2010
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Cuddle Bait

A movie that a guy does not want to see, but will watch with a woman in order to bait her into... cuddling.
Bro #1 - Dude, I cant believe you would watch The Notebook
Bro #2 - It's guaranteed cuddle bait dude.
by Azreel88 October 14, 2012
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