Churvice

Churvice is a word invinted by a brilliant man surrounded by brilliant people at around 3:00 A.M. April 12, 2009, its origin is from the words "church" and "service" made easier by saying churvice.

1. Wow bro! how was churvice??
2. Hey, what are you doing after churvice??

by Random Man 2 April 13, 2009

Curvy Couch Tumors

Fox & Friends morning anchors

just prior to airtime Barbie-sue, Skeeter-Larry and Carl walked on-set, assumed their position as Fox so-called News' Curvy Couch Tumors and took a call from ranting lunatic Donald Trump.

by Uncle Joosie January 2, 2019

churva

an expression used to pertain to something that cannot be adequately expressed or explained.
originated from the word chuva

oh you know... the churva?!
if you can't say anything else or speechless they say, CHURVA!

by LESTAT DU LIONCOURT October 26, 2006

curvy

Used most commonly in teen magazines as a euphemism for "fat" or "chubby." It works brilliantly as a marketing ploy for these companies, and it keeps from damaging the self-esteem of their overweight American adolescent consumers.

Curvy, in the traditional sense, means having an ample bosom, trim waist, and round butt.

Tyra Banks, Gisele Bundchen, and Scarlett Johansson are truly curvy. They have meat in all the right places!

Seventeen dresses all of their size 16 "curvy" girls in outfits from Torrid.

by Marissa H. May 11, 2006

curvy

it used to be used to define an attractive, healthy woman's figure, which was an hourglass shape and good shoulders, now it is used to describe fat women. magazines wrongly use the word 'curvy' to try and make fat gals feel better about not being called fat, but hey, isnt it just as rude to call someone skinny as it is to call someone fat? they want slim girls to say "omigod!" and head for the pies and lard so everyone will look big and that way,they think nobody will be jealous. big women dont see that slagging off slim women wont make themselves any prettier. take a hint

normal healthy size 10 girl walks down street when she is spied by a fat lady. "Maureen! get a load of that size 10 stick insect!" she sniggers. "Yeah im wicked proud of my- *umph* curvy figure! i'll display my luscious curvy muffin tops and heavenly cankles proudly for everyone to see what a 'healthy' figure is!"

by Jessicool :p December 9, 2006

Curvy

A person (particularly a girl) who is tall and not fat. She has the 'hourglass figure' and has nice assets. But she is not fat or overweight.

Kaitlin is very curvy. I like her assets.

by Beautiful MEEEEEEEEEEE! =) June 9, 2009

curvy

a word people sometimes use to describe fat girls,
in turn causing those ones with truly good, curvy figures
to believe they ,too, are fat.

An idiot might say, "Of course, you don't need to diet, 10
tonne Tessy. You be proud of your "curves". It's healthy to be completely obese.Because it means you aren't skinny."

douchebags
curvy

by LINDAR May 31, 2006