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churp some brodies 

spinning dounts with your tires churpin'
churp some brodies by Riddy January 16, 2008

Churp slurp 

A mixture of cherry cough syrup with any flavor slurpee from 7-11, taken recreationally.
What'd you do last night, Denise?

I put on my new Keebler elf costume, hit up 7-11 for a churp slurp and I can't remember the rest of the night. I woke up in the Taco Bell parking lot around noon.

chump pump 

When a guy is having sex with a girl and she is bored so she watches tv as he is pumping away like a chump.
I watched part of an infomercial while he was chump pumping away. Sex is soooo soo on boring with him anymore
chump pump by athena2013 November 17, 2013

Hallway Chirp 

A Hallway Chirp is a phenomenon that occurs in the dwellings of African-American people. It's a series of beeping sounds in an interval of several seconds that the said African-American occupants seems to get used to or not to hear at all.
*beep*

Mike: Was that the smoke alarm? Dude you gotta change the battery.

Jayden: that noise wasn't the smoke alarm, that was the Hallway.

*Beep*

Jaiden: It always makes that sound. It's a Hallway Chirp.
Hallway Chirp by Rashid Ali September 23, 2023

real time chump 

A derogatory name for a person watching an episodic series during the actual time during which each episode is released to the public.
Matthew and Angelica are real time chumps; I much prefer watching a show after it's conclusion to being left hanging and glued to the TV every week like they are.

I was the biggest real time chump when the series Lost was being aired for the first time on ABC in the '00s.

OMG OMG OMG! Addicted to the new season of The Bachelor #realtimechump
@mariadaniels88 on Twitter

Between Netflix, Hulu, YouTube, I'm no longer a real time chump but then again, I can't discuss any of the shows currently airing either. #firstworldproblems
real time chump by TeaInTheMoment January 10, 2018

Chirpage 

pronounced {chirp-ah-ge} (age as in mass(age))
the observation of blatant chirpsing
or watching two people obviously chirpse
(1)
Abe:"Jonas keeps asking Chloe out on a date"
Caroline:"Chirpage!"

(2)
Frank and Melissa were in the toilet for 10 minutes with the door locked. Frank comes out with a wet face. Chirpage!
Chirpage by fltk October 25, 2014