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A person entirely devoted to causes of their religious establishment, bypassing all matters of common sense.
The churchie spent all week in flea infested villages feeding poor children.
by Drenam April 14, 2003
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When you live by a church they are
the church goers that get in your way when you try to get through.
Those darn churchies parked in our drive-way again.
by glitterfied girl April 11, 2008
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The act of removing money from the church offering plate when it is passed around.
Out of desperation, Joe went churching for gold to pay his bills.
by Alabama Princess April 26, 2009
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Someone that goes to youth group/church.

That simple.
Person1: Those churchies are pretty damn nice.
Person2: Yeah. But they kinda freak me out.
by rarara May 4, 2005
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1. A person who over exaggerates relgion.

2. A person who puts Religion before there family. Not beyond the limits of comprehension but to the point where the family member becomes distant.

3. A person who is a complete maniac about whatever
Religion of they choose.

4. An over exaggerated, relgious person.
1. Speaker01: God makes blood red. God makes my car start up. God keeps the AIDS away from my penis. God even saved my life when I feel in quick sand one time.

Speaker02: No he did not. Blood is really clear, but turns red once it hits oxygen. Your car starts up, since it has gas.
You never had sex in your entire life. More importantly, You was watching a tv show, about how to survive quick sands, just minutes before falling into one. You my freind are a churchi.

2. Speaker01: Hey guy, what happen to your wife?

Speaker02: I divorced her, after she gave half of our retirment money, away to the nearby church.

Speaker01: Guy, your wife is such a churchi.

3. Speaker01: Spear the rod Spoil the child, that is what my father would allways say. Then he would go crazy and spank each of my siblings, especailly me. Yup my pa is a real churchi.

4. Speaker01: I never did it, the devil made me do it.

Speaker02: Stop being such a churchi. You knew what you were doing.
by RegalS September 25, 2009
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Doing anything related to church. This includes but is not limited to: going to church, attending church, attending highschool/college group, going to Passion or other christian concerts, and serving the poor with members of the church. Someone who is in the act of churching on most occasions will not leave and is therefore useless to non-churching friends.
Alex: "Hey guys we have an extra ticket to see Iron Maiden, who should we invite?"

Travis: "Lets see if Bryan can go."

Alex: "There's no point he's too busy churching right now."
by Henry Litchford December 5, 2011
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A word used to tell someone that you were basically doing absolutely nothing; A slang synonym of masterbation;
A word used to describe the climax of a sexual encounter.
What did you do last night? Stayed home and chuched!
Boss, you chuchin over there?
She came over to my place and I chuched all over her!
Where are you going? To the store to buy some chuch-paper
by iamcandien December 28, 2011
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