chunktop

crappy computer provided by high schools claiming to be "classrooms of the future" can also be used to describe people or other topheavy things

1:Quinn: WOW did you see Cy throw that laptop at Jerrico?
Mira: Who cares it's a chunktop!
2: That new girl is a total chunktop.

by backbypopulardemmand March 16, 2009

chunkitini

When someone spews in your martini, changing its texture, color and most importantly, drinkability. See also synonym - chundertini

As first written in the novel Wedding Chronicles by Bob N. Boguslavski

Suddenly, Horace sat up ramrod straight and stiffened with alarmed eyes. A spout
of spew erupted from deep in his throat, cascading over the table in front of him
and sideways as he instinctively turned his head, right into Little Timmy’s adjacent
martini glass.

"Ewwww!" winced Little Timmy, looking morosely at his newly infused cocktail.

This was a reddish pink chunkitini.

by BogusBobby September 15, 2016

chunkiology

the study of Chunky from the dk rap

I am not a major in Chunkiology so I cannot speak of his fall with much accuracy.

by safda January 25, 2020

chundito

Chundito is another word for "Chuntaro" or how Mexican Americans call them "Chuntis". All of these terms are used to describe a person predominantly from Mexico who were born in Ranches and got little to no education. You can identify a Chundito by their taste in tacky clothing, vehicles and way they talk. People from the city usually dont like to be around Chunditos because of that fact. You can find Chunditos all around North Mexico and even in Newly brought up cities in places where cities weren't around when this word was made.

"Probe Chundito, su carro no prende. Pero que tal todo ese cromo y rines feos. Hubiese invertido su dinero en un buen auto envés de esas cosas de nacos".

"Poor Chundito. His car wont start. But what about all that chrome and ugly set of wheels. He should have spent all that money on a reliable car instead of all that tacky nonsense".

by The Wiser One May 8, 2020

chungito

Mexican slang for chungle, which basically means rubber band.

“Yo, you got a chungito on you?”
“Nah man, I got a clip tho.”
“Beaner, I ain’t using no damn clip.”

by jazznosangu April 30, 2024