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r/chonkers

A subreddit comprised of people who commit animal cruelty and over-feed their pets, and will ban you on the spot if you even dare to suggest they are abusing their pets.

The content on the subreddit mainly features morbidly obese animals. These animals are most likely living miserable lives and they need to immediately be sent to a competent owner who can get them the help they need.

The subreddit claims to be against animal cruelty and promotes feeding your pet a reasonable amount, but that argument gets immediately thrown out the window when you either get banned for calling them out or you just look at any image on the site.

These animal abusers will brush off any criticism and say “but he’s on a diet” or “don’t tell me how to take care of my pet” and will be followed by an army of neckbeards getting you banned from the site.
Redditor: Look at my cat, he’s such a heckin chonker!
Reasonable person: Dude, you need to stop feeding him so much, look at him!
Redditor: Oh, look at him trying to walk! He can’t walk properly because he’s such a chonker!
Reasonable person: I’m gonna call the fucking cops if you keep this up!
Redditor: His breathing all short good because he’s a big heckin chonker! You’re gonna get me SO MUCH karma on r/chonkers!!1!
by Error451 September 30, 2020
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Chunker hansley

A a very hot mysterious man who stars in zoom bombing
Chunker Hansley is incredibly attractive
by joe mama lol April 3, 2023
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Chunker Hansley

Chunker Hansley is a fat man who enjoys attending Zoom Meetings and is considered to be a Zoom Bomber. He stars in Fireyseal's videos where he does zoom bombing and annoys people in zoom meetings. his favorite restaurant is taco bell (all though it may be considered fast food). british people find him really attractive.
bro did you see chunker hansley in that zoom meeting today?
nah bro

damn
by Fireyseal April 3, 2023
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Chunker

One of the 20 sections of the WoW experience bar.
Mercedez got some good chunkers tonight from that Stratholme Run.
by WoWGuy222 November 26, 2019
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Chundersaurus Rex

A Chundersaurus Rex is a person who, after thought of as being able to handle their alcohol, has one spectacularly inebriated night where their inner identity reveals itself and their stomach contents leaves their body with a roar of defiance.

Usually quite quiet until drunk, and the chundering tends to become a habit at inebriated social events involving Jack Daniels.
- 'Look who it is, the Chundersaurus Rex'
- 'Crap, isn't their anyone who didn't hear about that incident?'
- 'At least you're not Captain Jack.'
by 925ale December 3, 2011
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chunker dunker

Guy who dates big chicks.
Victor is a chunker dunker, and will only go out with big chicks.
by fivexfive June 17, 2008
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chinkerspaniolle

A mix between a chinese man and a cockerspaniolle
Look at that chinkerspaniolle run.
by jeffkoppel March 5, 2009
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