chuffer

a vary large unfit fat woman

a fat woman will "chuff" when she walks , a bit like an old steam train , big fat chuffer

by mr s j madden February 26, 2008

Chuffer

A loser.

That dude is a real Chuffer, always asking to borrow money.

by aus012 October 26, 2011

Chuffer

A gay male

We best get out of this bar it's full of chuffers

by Bristols best January 26, 2019

Chuffer

A homosexual.

Possibly derived from "to chuf on a cigar".

Is you boss gay?

Yeah, Tom's a full-on Chuffer.

by Etherial Moiety April 5, 2010

Chuffer

When used in conjunction with nob means guzzler.

See nob-chuffer.

Manuél, my tea is cold. You dwarf-fisting nob-chuffer.

by Angry Bob December 2, 2003

Chuffer

A chuffer is a females vigana in slang form.You'd say chuffer to the female species if you would like them to show you there chuffer.

Oi you, get your chuffer out.

by Grimmy March 1, 2005

Chuffer

Another word to describe a woman's genitalia.

No exact reason how the name came to this meaning, So it probably just sounded right.

Yo this bathroom smells like Chuffers on a hot day.

Pull your pants up, i can see your chuffer.

by Pansypants October 15, 2008