Cruce lips

Crucified lips for people who don’t know how to apply chapstick. Dad must also make boards for living

Cole has some cruce lips

by Dave fowler December 16, 2019

Cruced

Derived from crucified. Something that appears to be ruined and/or embarrassing.

Che: did you see Beau's trim?

Conor: Yeah, it looked cruced.

by ronochorsey December 15, 2020

chaucey

high class, ritzy

-If you belong to a country club you are considered chaucey, or thought to live a chaucey lifestyle.

by horsechick mikey March 30, 2009

Chaucer

1) One of the most prominent figures in the history of English writing, widely regarded as the father of literature.
2) An English student who comes across as a bit of a tosser. Quite simply a pun on "Chaucer" and "tosser".

Guy 1: "Hey, did you read the last part of that sonnet? I was busy last night and didn't have time."
Ostentatious chap II: "My old bean - you foolish fool! I say, my old chap: do you consider your education such a trivial affair? Leave this most prestigious academy before you tarnish its name!"
Guy 3: "Man what a Chaucer."
Guy 4: "What the hell's a 'Chaucer'?"
Guy 3: "I don't know, it's a pun I just made up which I thought was clever. I should go add it to Urban Dictionary and pretend it's an actual thing to hide the fact I'm a bleeding idiot."

by Blatantly Foolish Toad June 23, 2016

Cruced

Orlando Flawda slang fo “crucified” when something is 2fucked up
Basically synonym of green buh it ain from St. Pete.

The new kid went to play pickup basketball with my homeboys and cruced one of dey ankles during iso

by Stolobuhwepaid September 20, 2020

chruck

another word for truck meaning a stocky or stout person generally with big legs and is very strong and shaped like a fire hydrant.

Guess who's a chruck?

Who?

Scooter.

by Scoooooooooooter January 17, 2011

Las Cruces

A city in New Mexico, the land of enchantment. Also known as Lost Causes...Popular saying among locals..."Welcome to Lost Causes, land of entrapment. You'll come here on vacation, leave on probation and return on violation..." Once you come to Las Cruces, you will continue to come to Las Cruces...You'll never TRULY leave. Forbes ranked Las Cruces as the number 10 place to retire. Lot's of pot, lots of meth, lots of heroin. Las Cruces is where the cowboys roamed, and is home to the Rio Grande river...As well as a large group of Juggalos. MMFWCL!

ORALE'!...HANDLEBARS!

Druggie 1: "I'm getting the fuck out of Las Cruces for GOOD!"
Druggie 2: "Haha! You'll be back whether you like it or not!"
Druggie 1: "You'll see!"
Druggie 2: "Yeah, I'll see you when you get back!

by "Me see a valley!" December 6, 2012