A $200 piece of shit that only works with Google's apps and nothing else. You can't download Minecraft on it, you can't even download any programs such as art programs and Blender. The only thing Chromebooks are useful for is YouTube, Pornhub, and Cool Math Games. Sometimes, school gives you these worthless things to use it for your classwork. Sometimes they install a secure software that blocks most of the website so they don't see you watching porn (unless you're using Incognito). They also permanently turn on Google Safe search so you can't look at memes. I think schools just oughta give us iPads for our work.
Teacher: Alright class, today we're gonna do our work online
Student: Please don't make us use-
Teacher: Yep, we're gonna use Chromebooks today!
Students: *Groans*
Student: Please don't make us use-
Teacher: Yep, we're gonna use Chromebooks today!
Students: *Groans*
by Lick my shithole February 24, 2021
Aw, my dog made a Chromebook. Well no actually thats dog shit. Like I said, Chromebook.
Actually a computer worth nothing at all
Actually a computer worth nothing at all
by Eldoce May 03, 2019
a piece of shit that doesn't even fucking work that cost 200 fucking dollars and doesn't even have Microsoft Word. AKA the Chromebook is literally a piece of shit and the definition is shit. It sucks because it is made by Google.
by DICKEATTER9001 November 15, 2017
< Joe > Man, I've owned the same Chromebook for years, and it still sucks shit no matter what I do.
< Bill > I'm just gonna go get a normal Windows laptop.
< Joe > Good idea!
< Bill > I'm just gonna go get a normal Windows laptop.
< Joe > Good idea!
by GR1F May 05, 2015
Horrible computer with awful hardware running on the worst operating system of all time. It is sometimes referred to as a lagbook.
by dhar woman July 07, 2022
by blxk10.08 November 03, 2019
A Google-made laptop that runs a Linux-based software. Go to any school, and you'll find students using them. Cannot run .exe files, can't run any game without exploding, and is useless without a fast internet connection. They are generally very quick machines that cost only up to $350.
School Chromebooks tend to lag and crash due to the sheer amount of Google accounts that lazy students don't bother to remove. Open one up at school and you're bound to find a missing key or two, and maybe a wrecked touchpad.
School Chromebooks tend to lag and crash due to the sheer amount of Google accounts that lazy students don't bother to remove. Open one up at school and you're bound to find a missing key or two, and maybe a wrecked touchpad.
by cap'nobvious December 20, 2018