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christmasatarian

Someone or something that practicly gets orgasm off of christmas. They make everything around them be christmassy, or however you spell it. They are kinda annoying they are mainly the ones who break out the bible storys and say what we should be thankful for. When after that you kinda wanna egg his house, but you won't because your just not into that kinda nonsense and balfolegry
This guy is a total christmasatarian, i kinda wanna kick his ass.
by Orga-santa December 21, 2009
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christmastable

Christmastable ( Christmas table) is the english translation to the Norwegian word Julebord. A julebord is a dinner held by companies for their employees around xmas time. Every working person in the country will be invited to at least one per year.
What is the date of your christmastable this year?
by HBOK December 1, 2013
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Christmahannukwanzadan

An attempt to combine all religious and cultural holidays of December (Christmas, Hannukah, Kwanzaa and Ramadan) in one seasonal greeting, confusing Ramadan (and Eid al-Fitr) with Eid al-Adha, and therefore failing to realize that Ramadan isn't in, or even close to December.
Dude: Happy Christmahannukwanzadan!
Muslim Dude: ...Thanks. You, too.
by Hamna Mbegu December 27, 2010
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Christmastian

A subset of Christians who read the Bible from Genesis to the nativity, and then skip to Revelations at the end, the point being to purposefully exclude the actual teachings of Jesus Christ. The Christmastian belief system is founded primarily on ancient pagan celebrations that were adopted by early Christians. Christmastians reject peace, love and forgiveness and embrace vengeance, violence and never-ending war.
George W. Bush is a Christmastian.
by blogarillo June 11, 2006
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Christmakwanzaramadanukkah

A glorious merging of four holidays that occur after August each year: Christmas, Kwanza, Ramadan and Hanukkah.

Characterized by decorated fir trees, menorahs, fasting and various forms of observation of a purely american-made african holiday (kwanza).
Billy is a half-jew, half-christian, practicing african muslim. He celebrates Christmakwanzaramadanukkah.
by diesel_pwr December 29, 2006
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Christmakwanzakah

A term used by retailers to celebrate all three holidays: Christmas, Kwanza, and Hanukkah; thereby including most of demographics they are selling to.
Happy Christmakwanzakah to you and yours!
by JaDeGirL December 22, 2008
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Christmahannukwanzadan

A term that, while an attempt to be inclusive of various winter holidays and "festivals of light", also displays ignorance that Ramadan has no connection with the seasons of the solar year. Ramadan (a month of major religious observances within the Islamic lunar calendar) moves backwards through the solar calendar about eleven days every year.

In some years Ramadan gains visibility as it is coincidentally observed near the winter "holiday season", but it actually keeps cycling through the seasons.
In 2010 Ramadan spanned parts of August and September.
In 2011 Ramadan will fall approximately between August 1 and August 29 or 30.
This demonstrates that "Christmahannukwanzadan" illogically groups Ramadan with winter holidays.
by Grinning Cat December 27, 2010
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