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War on Christmas

a figment of the imagination of Fox News concocted solely for the purpose of stoking anger against secular progressives.
According to Fox News last year, Christians won the 'War on Christmas'.
by rustyshackleford January 4, 2008
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Kelly on christmas

Drinking enough alcohol during a family function that you begin to give awkward speeches, swear uncontrollably around children, lose your phone, etc
I thought everything went great at my cousin's graduation, but I found out the next day that I got drunk like Kelly on christmas.
by white d'angelo January 3, 2014
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Christmas II

Includes many traditions such as consuming sloppy seconds, opening gifts two at a time, having two trees and cooking twice as much food.

Made to prove that anything can get a sequel.
Date: Debatable, but thought to be some random weekday in mid-April.
Person 1: What'ya doing?
Person 2: Just preparing for Christmas II! The celebrations are gonna be amazing!
by Mickey_G_ April 15, 2019
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Christmas Cancer

When a person, often a family member, who is highly attention seeking, makes up or exaggerates some kind of health event in proximity to a big holiday in order to create drama or put themselves in the center of plans. It is usually a vague but life-threatening illness, serious enough to cause others to drop what they're doing, but not specific enough that people will be aware of what actually ought to be happening to the person. Often after the goal is attained, the subject will let their dupes know that "the doctors found out everything was alright" - getting them off the hook for future issues.
Cousin 1: "Are you still not speaking to your mother-in-law?"

Cousin 2: "Nah, she's a liar. Remember two years ago when she got Christmas Cancer just to make sure we didn't go to grandma's, and 'recovered' just in time to go to the Bahamas?"
by RedReplicant January 3, 2019
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meowey christmas

Buffy came to the tree and wished her family "meowey Christmas!"
by I, Wreckerrr September 8, 2020
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War on Christmas

1. A memetic media virus propogated by FAUX News, the 24 hour infotainment network A completely ridiculous red herring spawned in the winter of 2005, the War on Christmas refers to the alleged schemings of liberal secularist grinches to threaten the religious freedoms of Christians, that horribly opressed minority (all 80% of them).
Cited examples of this so-called opression include opposition to displays of a distinctly religious nature erected on taxpayer-funded public spaces, and the policies of many businesses to wish their patrons 'Happy Holidays'. This was somehow construed by some disgruntled conservatives as an all-out declaration of war on Christmas.

2. The War on Christmas also alludes to the title of an entire book written by FOX anchorman John Gibson, an obvious marketing tie-in to the product they are constantly selling: divisive hype.

3. The ongoing struggle against insurgent elves. Even though Old Saint Nick allowed UN inspectors to visit his compound in the North Pole where no WMD were found, the Bush administration insisted on a preemptive-strike on Santa's Workshop.
Target Employee: Happy Holidays!
Disgruntled Conservative: What did you say?!? Do I look like some kind of jew? This is just another sick example of the tree-hugging, Birkenstock-wearing, CNN-watching, Clinton-blowing secular humanist War on Christmas!!
by Dovetchka December 24, 2005
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