Christianity not-indeed: People who wrap themselves in the cloak of Christianity while their actions are totally hypocritical in context of the faith they espouse. Ussally uppity Liberals that feel guilty about the world in general and feel obligated to make things better while only making total asses of themselves and making real Christians look bad.
by Goloka October 16, 2008
Get the Plastic Christians mug.Convenient Christians are in that ever so broad group of God-worshipping hypocrit monkeys, who at any opportunity without fail break a multitude of commandments, whenever it so happens to aid their life.
These are often the ones found preaching to others on YouTube, or over Facebook, and when rivalled are completely ripped to shreds but still fail to concede. This is a sincere act by them, as they are literally so dumbfoundedly blind to any morsel of rational argument, they can't help but argue back.
I take every opportunity to 'preach' my thoughts to these people.
This is not a digg at the 'true' christians, who do not follow conveniently, but truely.
These are often the ones found preaching to others on YouTube, or over Facebook, and when rivalled are completely ripped to shreds but still fail to concede. This is a sincere act by them, as they are literally so dumbfoundedly blind to any morsel of rational argument, they can't help but argue back.
I take every opportunity to 'preach' my thoughts to these people.
This is not a digg at the 'true' christians, who do not follow conveniently, but truely.
John: Ummm, Jane, why did you get completely drug-fucked and then have unprotected sex with that married man?
Jane: Mrjk I d ho where blo...
John: You're wasted...
Tim: I guess she's one of those convenient christians?
Jane: Mrjk I d ho where blo...
John: You're wasted...
Tim: I guess she's one of those convenient christians?
by Two Guns February 26, 2010
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The Christian’s Against Dinosaurs intelligence test is the world’s most advanced intelligence test created by a think tank of trolls in Great Britain.
The CAD IQ test identifies and logs people on Facebook who are of average intelligence, yet who think they are smarter than they are.
Here’s how the test works: If it’s not obvious to you that the Facebook group is a troll group, then in 99.91% of cases, your IQ is below 110. But you believe your IQ is much higher than average.
The vast majority of people who fail this test are between 90 and 110 IQ. They are smart enough to know dinosaurs existed yet not intelligent enough to recognize the trolling.
In an effort to prove they have a Big Brain, they spend their time on the CAD Facebook group:
- Justifying the existence of dinosaurs, in a group where no one actually believes dinosaurs don’t exist
- Bashing members of the group, when in fact no one actually believes dinosaurs don’t exist
- “Trolling”, when in fact they are the ones being trolled.
- Repeatedly trying to shame the “dinosaur believers”, who are in fact trolls
- Bashing religion and harassing members because of their belief in God (The group’s creators are mostly atheists and agnostics, but don’t condone this behavior)
The CAD IQ test identifies and logs people on Facebook who are of average intelligence, yet who think they are smarter than they are.
Here’s how the test works: If it’s not obvious to you that the Facebook group is a troll group, then in 99.91% of cases, your IQ is below 110. But you believe your IQ is much higher than average.
The vast majority of people who fail this test are between 90 and 110 IQ. They are smart enough to know dinosaurs existed yet not intelligent enough to recognize the trolling.
In an effort to prove they have a Big Brain, they spend their time on the CAD Facebook group:
- Justifying the existence of dinosaurs, in a group where no one actually believes dinosaurs don’t exist
- Bashing members of the group, when in fact no one actually believes dinosaurs don’t exist
- “Trolling”, when in fact they are the ones being trolled.
- Repeatedly trying to shame the “dinosaur believers”, who are in fact trolls
- Bashing religion and harassing members because of their belief in God (The group’s creators are mostly atheists and agnostics, but don’t condone this behavior)
Nigel: “Christians Against Dinosaurs has such stupid members! How can you guys be to believe dinosaurs didn’t exist? Stupid Christians!!”
CAD member (sarcastically): “Big Brain over here! We’ve got a big brain!”
Nigel’s more intelligent friend: “dude… you realize this troll group is literally an IQ test right? Like, was made to create a registry of people of average IQ people who think they’re smarter than they are. I don’t think you passed the test…”
CAD member (sarcastically): “Big Brain over here! We’ve got a big brain!”
Nigel’s more intelligent friend: “dude… you realize this troll group is literally an IQ test right? Like, was made to create a registry of people of average IQ people who think they’re smarter than they are. I don’t think you passed the test…”
by Ryan82779 August 22, 2021
Get the Christians Against Dinosaurs mug.Christianism is a political ideology derived from the conservative religious views of Christian fundamentalism. It holds Christianity is not only a religion, but also a political system that governs the legal, economic and social imperatives of the state.
by Jedijoe May 15, 2005
Get the Christianism mug.A misinterpreted, misunderstood faith. as you can see in many entries below. Christianity HAS been used to do things in "The Name of God" that God would never have wanted (ie. killing your parents, raping small children and mothers, stalkers, racial segregation etc.) But to give a perfect definition of Christianity - you would have to read the New Testament of the Holy Bible and see how Jesus Christ lived. He is the perfect definition of Christianity...afterall, that's where it all started. Before judging Christians, please meet a REAL one (a down-to-earth one) to show you what it's all about. Not with words, but in their actions.
NOT A CHRISTIAN: *Person standing on a box, screaming, "YOU ARE GOING TO HELL"*.
A REAL CHRISTIAN: A person who is humble, who shows by their ACTIONS louder than their WORDS that they have something different(Jesus).
A REAL CHRISTIAN: A person who is humble, who shows by their ACTIONS louder than their WORDS that they have something different(Jesus).
by JekkaRae July 11, 2005
Get the christians mug.when someone's sentiment, whether delivered via speech or status update, in someway describes the issues and sadness they feel during the holiday season.
Other accepted spellings: christm-ass-ues, xmissues.
Other accepted spellings: christm-ass-ues, xmissues.
1) Ugh. Taylor has christmissues.
2) My newsfeed has been overrun with christmissues!
3) Oh, she just doing what she does best... spreading her christm-ass-ues everywhere.
2) My newsfeed has been overrun with christmissues!
3) Oh, she just doing what she does best... spreading her christm-ass-ues everywhere.
by MeanOlTaquito December 17, 2011
Get the christmissues mug.The practice of Christianity lite. Believes in selective moral teachings of Jesus, and may or may not believe in the resurrection, miracles, and other traditional beliefs. Sometimes considered to be a Christian in name only.
I love teaching my Christianish friends about Christianity, because they can't be bothered with reading the bible.
I was debating a self-described Christian, when it turns out they don't believe in the resurrection or miracles so really, the are Christianish.
I was debating a self-described Christian, when it turns out they don't believe in the resurrection or miracles so really, the are Christianish.
by Wrecking Ron August 27, 2013
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