Schrödinger’s Christian

A person who claims to be christian, but the second you ask them if they're christian they get all offended and don't know what you're talking about.

Jordan Peterson is a Schrödinger’s Christian

by SpinX22 June 1, 2025

He's so Christian Grey

A very attractive guy who you imagine performing S&M acts and having sex with you like Christian Grey does to his former submissives and current girlfriend in the book trilogy: 50 Shades of Grey.

Oh my god, that guy is soo hot. He's so Christian Grey!!

by ShelleyApple October 14, 2012

I'm/he's/she's a Christian, so you can trust me/him/her

All the more reason not to trust the person... if the fact that someone is a "born-aginner" even has to be mentioned, then there must be something less-than-honest/honorable that said supposedly-clean-living person has to hide --- "methinks he doth protest too much"!

I have seldom if ever had any more luck with the honesty/integrity/consistency/reliability/kindness of someone about whom I was solemnly assured that, "I'm/he's/she's a Christian, so you can trust me/him/her"... in fact, if anything, these stuck-up Bible-thunpers often seem to be even BIGGER a**h**es than their "non-believer" counterparts! They think that "God will forgive them" for anything they do, and so they make little true effort to keep their word or otherwise treat their fellow humans with even basic decency.

by QuacksO July 27, 2019

it’s so christian

When it actually means it’s so gay that you put Christianfor the irony.

“Did you read that manga I sent you?”
“Yea....it’s so Christian...and fruity.”

by TheMRaz January 30, 2018

christian server

a place where you may not swear

Guy 1: HECK!!
Guy 2: Sorry sir, this is a Christian server, so no swearing!

by MQGaming August 21, 2017

Southfield christian school

The school where rich kids claim to be from the hood

*dancing in front of mirror on snapchat* “I came from the trenches!” but is really from Troy or Bloomfield hills and goes to southfield christian school

by underrated wannabes June 5, 2018

Trinity Christian School

This kindergarten through twelve grade school is in Sharpsburg, Georgia is anything but Christian. Trinity is becoming infested by McIntosh transfers that come for sports or get bullied out of McIntosh. All of the girls protest the dress code daily and cry when they max out their daddy’s credit card from buying Chick-fil-a everyday before first period.

“That chick has a Bentley but doesn’t go to Starr’s Mill, she must go to Trinity Christian School.”

by Kalvin Ramsey February 23, 2019