Chrijism

Chrijism (Chri-Jizz-um)

A religion that is founded upon the dislike of physical activity, work, or any actual effort in any field. In which every day is a religious holiday including Abalabonica and Rotomoflailgica. It is believed in this religion that in 19234 b.c Humanity was created by a form a man named Dr.Blaaagh and since that day, he has been minding humanity, and occasionally creating natural disasters just to spice things up.

Johnothan: Hey man, how come you never do ANYTHING?

Billy Bob: Coz' Im a Chrijismist/Chrijislamic/Chrijismalite/

Chrijism (you know you want to)

by Chrijislamic (And proud of it) August 25, 2010

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Chrisissexy

more than love

Chris wants to show Chrisissexy to Ashly.

by Desaturated December 21, 2009

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Family Crisismess

This has two distinct phases:

Phase One optimism
Incurable optimism on the part of at least one person that the "Season of Good Will" has the power to somehow magically prevent arguments/fights between all those people in the family with well-known socially dysfunctional personal qualities and/or antagonistic issues with other

similarly-minded family members.

Phase Two realisation
That same senior family member hates being wrong about anything and gets annoyed that nobody kept the peace after all.

Last time aunty Doris came for Christmas she didn't leave until March because of the Family Crisismess

by Studio19 December 29, 2009

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