Chris Walla

Guitarist in Death Cab For Cutie

Chriswalla, Chriswalla, Chriswalla.
Chris Walla is pretty hot.

by hatchbuddy July 1, 2008

Chris Wallace

Fox News talking head most famous for ignorantly trying an ambush on former President Bill Clinton. Clinton was to be interviewed about his charity work when Wallace jumped right in accusing Clinton of not doing anything to fight terrorist during his time office. He was severely bitch slapped by Clinton. Clinton called him out for the "conservative hitjob" and throwing softballs questions to those in Bush administration while not asking them what they did pre-9/11.

Clinton opened a can of whoopass on Chris Wallace for trying to blindside him. I heard Wallace still has nightmares of having his ass handed to him. I bet it's on YouTube.

by Jeremiah A. Wright Jr. March 15, 2008

Chris Webby

A lyrical genius, one of the best white rappers in the game.. Even though he is unsigned, he's getting himself out there and his buzz is only starting to get bigger. His fans are known as ninjas and he cares about them a lot. He's been rapping since 6th grade, 21 years old now. His flows are crazy and his voice is raspy. I know every fan says this about their favorite rapper, but Webby.. He's not like every other rapper, yeah in some songs he raps about sex,drugs, and alcohol. But most of his songs are about his struggle and his life. Serious shit.

Guy#1: " Yo, did you go to that Chris Webby concert this weekend?"
Guy#2: "Na, was it fun?"
Guy#1: "HELL YEAH, he sang "la,la,la" and signed mad dollar bills."

by webby fan July 7, 2011

Chris Wolstenhome

Bassist from Muse that is under appreciated because of all of the glory given to Matt. Muse wouldn't be the same without him and he has some of the sickest effects I have ever heard on a bass. Also seems to have a cool personality and is disappointed that they sold themselves out to twilight, which makes him hardcore.

Me: Yeah muse is pretty sick, they have a good bassist

Friend: Muse has a bassist? I was too busy watching Matt dance around while singing and playing guitar.

Me: Dude, there is more to a band than just a frontman. Chris Wolstenhome is a beast.

by Chip10 December 15, 2010

Chris Wong

When you get a knee burn from your denim jeans.

"Oh man, I just got a Chris Wong"

"Hey, you should probably skip the skinny jeans mate. Don't want to give yourself a Chris Wong"

by Lumpymumpy June 4, 2018

Chris Wilson

n. a unit ment for measuring the purest of undiluted awesomness

adj. a term used to describe extraordinary good fortune

n. a biomass created at the birth of the universe whose sole purpose is to store unimagimable energy and control the balance of the universe; used to recharge flux capacitors

Ex. Bill: hey jim how was that party last night, pretty epic, eh

Jim: hell yeah, I rate it about 300 Chris Wilsons

Bill: damn dude, you must have gotten it on with cheri, that's some pretty Chris Wilson luck, she's always such a prude

Jim: yeah I have had some great luck lately, that reminds me, I should probably take my flux capacitor off the Chris Wilson, or else my house might burn down

by Osumsoss July 11, 2010

Chris Wayne

A common Australian term for a male eyebrow piercing, specifically one situated on the right brow. The origin of such a term is derived from the presence of this piercing on Christopher Wayne, a popular magician.

"hey did you see that guy's piercing, he had a Chris Wayne. Gnarly"

by YoungPadawan June 30, 2009