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The Chris Berman

While a girl is performing the act of fellatio, the man grabs the girl and spins her around into the 69 position and makes the famous Chris Berman "WHOOOOP."
We were down stairs when we heard Justin pull The Chris Berman, suddenly we realized that we were ready for some football.

Yeah so she went down on me, but it wasn't that great so I decided to pull The Chris Berman, needless to say it was much better after that.
by Bigsexwill January 26, 2011
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chris brown your ass

Assaulting someone. kicking someones ass. To beat someone up.
by d115 February 17, 2009
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Chris Browned

To take your frustration out on a person, as in punch in the face, or slap..
My girlfriend started to make disrespectful comments toward me so I Chris Browned her. I bet she won't be talking no more..

HAHA that why your girlfriend just Chris Browned you...
by 0HS0P0PPiN February 9, 2009
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except chris brown

describing a subject that is unbeatable, but only to finish your claim that chris brown can beat it.

similar to a sentence that is interrupted by michael scott, regional manager of dunder mifflin on the office, he would state at the end of a statement, "thats what she said."

Only this time under the brown exception, a subject matter that is said indestructible, is reverted back to the all capable beat down by chris brown.
nothing beats walmart's prices...except chris brown
by itexistdoesitnot December 14, 2009
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On My Chris Breezy

When your about too beat your female significant other
gio:Im about to smoke without you

kam:"Im on my chris breezy"
by YungBoi Kam October 11, 2019
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To Chris Brown

To Chris Brown
When a man Brutally Beats a woman.
To Beat the shit out of someone.
Domestic Abuse
"Yo that girl totally got chris browned by that guy"
"that guy used to chris brown that girl but then he went to jail":
by IBSEES March 6, 2009
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go Chris Brown on you

To beat the fuck out of you and run away, leaving you there crying/possibly unconscious.

The term "go Chris Brown on you" originated one (un)faithful night before the Grammy's in an event known as Domestic Disturbia, in which Chris Brown attacked Rihanna. Now everyone hates him.
Bitch, if you don't get me some thin mints ima go Chris Brown on you.
by team rihanna February 12, 2009
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