Dang, Gabe have you ever been caught in the closet choking your chicken. I have and my Mom is taking me to a shrink tomorrow to see if I'm a perv.
by Home Slice 36 July 10, 2014
Get the choking your chicken mug.In Korean, "choding" refers to "elementary school kid".
When it's used for someone who isn't a kid (teenager, grown-up,...), it means that this person is childish and acts like a kid.
When it's used for someone who isn't a kid (teenager, grown-up,...), it means that this person is childish and acts like a kid.
by eLement August 27, 2013
Get the Choding mug.This one-liner may be used during an alien invasion, especially when you're a badass who is out to kill the beasts from outer space.
It is also possible to get the phrase as a dirty joke, according to the youtube celebrity Jesse Cox from the youtube channel "OMFGcata", who first came up with this sentence during his playthrough of the game "Crysis 2".
It is also possible to get the phrase as a dirty joke, according to the youtube celebrity Jesse Cox from the youtube channel "OMFGcata", who first came up with this sentence during his playthrough of the game "Crysis 2".
You kill an alien with your mere hands. You mention that you are choking a squidhead. You throw his corpse away.
by FancyTophatDude September 14, 2011
Get the choking a squidhead mug.A person’s faulty belief that social distancing does not apply to them because they cannot catch the COVID-19 virus.
“My 81-year old dad is still going to church and volunteering at the nursing home through this craziness... he has a covincibility complex.”
“Dad, please stay home!” “Why? I am healthy and never get sick.” “OK ENOUGH with the covincibility complex!”
“Dad, please stay home!” “Why? I am healthy and never get sick.” “OK ENOUGH with the covincibility complex!”
by Macycat March 28, 2020
Get the covincibility complex mug.A blow job performed by a midget or little-person who is being held upside down by their ankles like a "choking baby". Once the midget is mid-fellatio, you start slaping their back, like you would a choking baby, trying to dislodge your penis in this case, instead of an animal cracker.
Bro- Junior hooked up with the midget receptionist from Accounting. Said he picked her up by the feet, held her upside down and then she started blowing him!
Homeboy- NO WAY! He got a Choking Baby BJ? Good for him!
Homeboy- NO WAY! He got a Choking Baby BJ? Good for him!
by GilltronZERO March 2, 2011
Get the Choking Baby BJ mug.A day in which one compensates for the mundane air of a rainy day by blasting Chopin's Nocturnes, all whilst thou gracefully writes letters with a fountain pen- with strokes as wistful as Chopin's docile fingers dancing from key to key to produce a sound so novel as to seem to share a common origin of the precipitating rain itself.
Friend rings you to ask:" Yo homes what are you doing this rainy day?"
Answer: Trick question!
It's Chopin Day so you never answered the phone because your phone ring was drowned out by the siege of Chopin's evanescent crescendos blasting from the loudest speakers you own.
Answer: Trick question!
It's Chopin Day so you never answered the phone because your phone ring was drowned out by the siege of Chopin's evanescent crescendos blasting from the loudest speakers you own.
by Nocturneepicness May 1, 2011
Get the Chopin Day mug.That covinoid disinfects everything 10 times and still worries about it having coronavirus on it.
The coronavirus is something to take care about, but I've seen covinoid's so worried they are hypochondriacs about it.
The coronavirus is something to take care about, but I've seen covinoid's so worried they are hypochondriacs about it.
by dreuss March 21, 2020
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