chova

the strip of skin between a mans balls and bung hole, or a girls vagina and bung hole.

holy shit man, this girl gave me some chova love last night and I about nutted all over her.

by power deamon October 10, 2007

chovanec

Meaning extremely fast, moving at high speeds.

That car was chovanec out on the race track.

by chovy23 June 26, 2008

chovak

A chomo (child molester) in North Dakota (Novak) that sexually violates pre-teen & underage girls/boys by getting them all methed-up & hooked on crack (drugs) before sexually predatorizing (molesting/raping).

CHOMO + NOVAK = CHOVAK

Signs found in North Dakota neighborhoods where there are sex offenders whom are known and remain conviction-free who have not yet been killed.

"CAUTION: CHOVAK @ PLAY" "NO CHOVAK ZONE"

by an antichovakist October 20, 2009

chovančák

Just a really cool lad who knows some good memes.

You know that Chovančák? Yeah, he is so cool, and those memes that he know'st are just so perfectly ironic.

Wow, slick meme, are you like a Chovančák or something?

by whom'st'd've is this? April 24, 2017

chovaling

Noisy eaters

Stop chovaling that chewing gum

by Shaun tbhuw October 8, 2017

Chovanec's Rule

Everything is Fucked.

One scientist has found that climate change closely follows the laws of Chovanec's Rule.

by benjermaine_69 April 19, 2021

Chova

When two wives called are living really far from eachother but still talk to each other every day like they are next to each other

Person 1: how is your online friend today
Person 2: really well! Its like Chova

by NØVA_INNIT September 19, 2021