Choping Wood

The act of kicking some one in the croch repetedly.

That dude just got his Wood Choped by his eX.

Insted of an ass beating...we'll Chop his Wood

by NeoFox October 17, 2003

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Guy: What are you doing
Other Guy: Choping wood!
Guy: Oh god why in front of me!!!!

by WOUNDERWIPER March 26, 2009

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choppin' the wood

Choppin' the wood is a term for masturbation in which the masturbator get blisters on his hand from doing it too hard.

I was choppin' the wood last night and I got a giant blister in the middle of my hand.

by 2nd Seal September 9, 2003

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the act of masturbating through the instrumentation of pain or harmful tools to receive pleasure

man you seen Ricardo? ''no he must be chipping the wood''

by blackrain3 March 25, 2010

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When you nibble on a penis for foreplay or bite on it whilst performing a blowjob. May also involve pieces of the foreskin if there is one.

Tyler: Dude! Your mom totally woodchipped me last night!
Dake: Man, what the hell? Wood chipping blows!

by Philoingdeeznuts September 17, 2021

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