by joegunn December 17, 2008
Get the dick chokers mug.An extremely large piece of corn laden shit that chokes the toilet bowl and requires a professional plumber to clear; typical measurements = 6"- 8" circumference (tapered at both ends) x 14" - 22.5" length. Producer of said ass log must posess sufficient sphincter control that will enable this rarest of shits to remain intact (no breakage). Offshoot versions can include the steaming corn eyed bowl choker, rusty corn eyed bowl choker and the corn/ lima bean skin eyed bowl choker.
Janes rapidly evolving - young adult - metabolism enhanced her rate of digestion beyond that of normal girls in their early twenties....this, coupled with her incessant anal stimulation widened her poop chute to twice the normal asshole size. Her recent visit to a friends house found her in a quandry of sorts after she placed a generous sized corn eyed bowl choker in the guest bathroom...a hasty exit, me thinks she makes
by Theo Fuxtable May 10, 2011
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Get the Chonker mug.person 1: oi got any money
person 2: only $2
person 1: shit that ain't much
person 2: look mate beggars can't be choosers
person 2: only $2
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by josef (joey) s March 10, 2020
Get the beggars can't be choosers mug.Another name for a food barrel, an animal-proof container used by people who go camping deep into the woods for days at a time. During hot weather it can render some perishable food items malodorous with a nasty shade of blueish-green.
Upon reaching the campsite on Day 5, Eric didn't mind digging deep into the algonquin slow cooker to get an opened pack of hot dogs buried at the bottom.
by Raul (comes out at night) January 12, 2012
Get the Algonquin Slow Cooker mug."A term used to describe a girl with a smelly cunt/vagina".
This term is often associated with females that have bad vaginal hygiene, specifically resulting in an unpleasant odor leaching from the vagina region, generally of the off fish variety. If a girl has a Woofy Cooker, it is strongly suggested that one does not engage in the giving of oral sex (this condition does not hinder recieving).
It is statistically proven that blood nuts (women with red hair) are more prone to suffer from this condition.
This term is often associated with females that have bad vaginal hygiene, specifically resulting in an unpleasant odor leaching from the vagina region, generally of the off fish variety. If a girl has a Woofy Cooker, it is strongly suggested that one does not engage in the giving of oral sex (this condition does not hinder recieving).
It is statistically proven that blood nuts (women with red hair) are more prone to suffer from this condition.
1) "I bet that chick has a Woofy Cooker".
2) "I went down on that chick I picked up last night.....Woofy Cooker".
2) "I went down on that chick I picked up last night.....Woofy Cooker".
by Forbaroo October 11, 2006
Get the Woofy Cooker mug.We were going at it last night with nothing on except my boots and bolo tie , when he gave me the Nashville choker.
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