Choof

1970's surfer slang for sub par. Something that sucks or is lame.

"Man, I drove all the way out to the beach and the surf was totally choof."

by sonsofspartacus October 23, 2008

Choof

Also spelled chooff. Believed to be derived from chuff, an onomatopoeic word that describes a train 'chuffing' along the tracks. Choof is onomatopoeic when used to describe smoking pot, or a train on a hill. Listen or think of the sound of someone who takes a big toke, then tries to hold back a coughing fit

1: v. To smoke cannabis in a joint, pipe or bong(billy).

2: n. An indefinite quantity of marijuana.

3: n. The sound a train makes.

1: "I'm gonna choof a few billies and then crash for a while."

2: "I'm gonna see if I can get onto a bit of choof later on. Wanna come over for a smoke?"

3: The train went choof choof up the hill.

by Indica Man May 10, 2008

Choof

Verb, meaning 'to steal' or 'to take'. It's like saying those words but bare better.

'"Sup bro, how's it going?"

"Not well brah, someone choofed by watch"

"You'll need bare dollar to replace that"'
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'When I first met you, you choofed my heart babe'

by straightouttatovil March 14, 2012

Choof

Another word for a pervert who likes to look up skirts in video games. Loves short skirts in video games, but not in real life, will reject real life women or men.

Oh yeah, let me see up that skirt cause I'm a, fuckin choof

by Slavic_pterodactyl February 18, 2018

Choof

a commonly used word in the fraser valley, British Columbia. The act of hitting a vape

Guy 1: wanna let me choof that
Guy 2: Lemme see you choof this

by Bman The Choof Train June 4, 2017

choof

n.
1. a teenager, usually male, whose wardrobe comprises Abercrombie & Fitch, Structure and American Eagle items. See also prep. Choofs, though expensively outfitted, often appear ridiculous, often because of the kitschy t-shirts and visors they wear.
2. An upper-middle class Caucasian male with delusions of rap stardom.
3. A fatuous idiot or douchebag.
v.
1. To act in a foolish or ridiculous manner. Note: the idiomatic usage "choof it up" is common.

Matt Simone, the original choof, remains the paragon of choofdom.

by Jayque October 16, 2003

Choof

a combination of a choade, which is a penis that is wider than it is long, and a spoof, which is like a queef, except from a dick. a choof is when a choade has a spoof.

dude, last night i choofed when i was fucking her. i felt really embarassed.

by Kyle Peterssss March 22, 2009