Also spelled chooff. Believed to be derived from chuff, an onomatopoeic word that describes a train 'chuffing' along the tracks. Choof is onomatopoeic when used to describe smoking pot, or a train on a hill. Listen or think of the sound of someone who takes a big toke, then tries to hold back a coughing fit
1: v. To smoke cannabis in a joint, pipe or bong(billy).
Another word for a pervert who likes to look up skirts in video games. Loves short skirts in video games, but not in real life, will reject real life women or men.
n.
1. a teenager, usually male, whose wardrobe comprises Abercrombie & Fitch, Structure and American Eagle items. See also prep. Choofs, though expensively outfitted, often appear ridiculous, often because of the kitschy t-shirts and visors they wear.
2. An upper-middle class Caucasian male with delusions of rap stardom.
3. A fatuous idiot or douchebag.
v.
1. To act in a foolish or ridiculous manner. Note: the idiomatic usage "choof it up" is common.
a combination of a choade, which is a penis that is wider than it is long, and a spoof, which is like a queef, except from a dick. a choof is when a choade has a spoof.
dude, last night i choofed when i was fucking her. i felt really embarassed.