Choof

V. To jizz, throw up, and have explosive diarreha simultaneously

N. The substance left after said "choof"

"I totally choofed all over that Alli's chest, don't ask me how I did it, but I did."

"I once heard that Choofing can be the most disgusting or loving act you can perform on someone."

by Teabag Tipton December 9, 2008

Choof

Slang surfer term used to define something lame, or bogus.

The waves are choof dude.

by graphiksguru December 13, 2006

Choof

An onomatopoeic word that describes a basketball that gets all net on a shot. The word "swish" is gay, obviously.

Choof is onomatopoeic when used to describe a Larry Bird three-pointer that hits nothing but net.

Play-by-play man: "Larry Bird takes the in-bounds pass, dribbles right, then left, shakes Isaiah Thomas lose for fade-a-way jumper deep in the corner for three....choof."

by BeanoCook February 12, 2009

Choof

1. The male version of a queef.

2. when air passes through a dick

3. dick fart.

1."what was that sound?" "i think i just choofed"

2."I got a blowjob last night; and some air snuck up my cock...totally choofed it back at her face."

by ChoofAloof September 2, 2010

choofed

Having smoked some really great weed (choof), you are now really stoned. Sounds like "chuffed" which is great because smoking weed always makes people really happy.

That was some damn great weed, I'm choofed!

by d#sss June 21, 2011

Choofed

High as all hell

Dude Mason was so choofed he just sat on the couch for 2 hours staring at the ceiling

by Lil Yeetmeister March 13, 2019

choof

Australian slang for the act of smoking cannabis sativa or indica through a bong. One who overindulges is known as a choofmonster.

I was having a choof the other day, when I got bong water all over my white pants.

by Googles January 17, 2004