contrasexive

any sexual turn-off, especially a strong one which makes contraception irrelevant

Man texting: Can I come round tonight and, maybe, stay the night? I know you’re mid-month but we can be careful.

Woman replying: Yes, do come - it would be lovely to see you. But - sorry to disappoint you - I’m having my period.

Man: Argh, God! That’s so contrasexive. But I’ll come round anyway.

by Hammerklavier December 4, 2014

contretemps

An unexpected and unfortunate occurrence.

"The hotel had to deal with more than one contretemps before the end of the night"
Synonyms : argument, quarrel, squabble, disagreement, difference of opinion.

by Officerkilowatt June 8, 2016

Contrasending

When you talk down to someone because you believe you had a better level of education to them.

"I'm at a higher class structure than you" Said Esme to Stephen contrasendingly as Esme went to private school

by matth737800 February 2, 2014

Controsexual

Someone you think is one sexual orientation, but is really another.

"...turns out he's gay! Why does he have to be such a controsexual?"

by FredEx November 22, 2004

contraseptive sponge

A sponge injected up the vagina.
Sperm absorber and killer.
Form of birth control.
No the best one.
Has to stay in for awhile.

"Brittney used the contraseptive sponge last night when she was all over that guy."

by brittneyisaeffingslut. November 28, 2007

contrasexuals

Women who shun off the family, men and marriage for the good life!

description: thirtysomething, uglier than a skillet's bottom and filthy-rich bitch.

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

Chinrese

What Chinese people call their own food.

Would you like some Chinrese food?

by Actual-Aids April 3, 2010