When a Hispanic mother is in distress towards one of her 18 children, she whips out the choncla from her foot and into her hand, threatening to yeet it towards the child. If successful, the mother is automatically locked in to be 1st or 2nd round NFL draft pick as a QB and her child gets CTE.
Maria: pepito don’t make me choncalize you
Pepito: no mami please nooooo *procedes to get chonclalized*
Pepito: no mami please nooooo *procedes to get chonclalized*
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A word used to describe a person who is either butt ugly, really annoying, or socially inept/outcast. Originated in Rob Mom's basement. "Chonga" is the shortened version. Can be used to refer to both males and females.
God damn! That bitch is a chongalatto.
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Get the ruta chocolata mug.Not be confused with Lefty Ginger. This sex act has been performed in the Washington D.C. area for over 15 years. It usually involves one deaf female and one hearing (and hairy) male. During foreplay the deaf partner roles over the other participant and goes to town on the ass. There is also considerable and distinct moaning from both partners.
"My roommate Lefty hooked up with that deaf girl the other night. I knew she was performing Silencio Chocolata again because the seal-like moans are a tell tell sign of ass eating by a deaf girl. It was filthy and I had to leave the house and take a walk around the block."
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