chonker

A very large object or thing.

Brother my shit is the biggest fucking chonker I've ever taken.

*the boys looking at a large boulder*

Chad: Brother look at that fucking boulder
Steve: That shits a chonker

by goteem12345 January 14, 2020

Chonker

What Redditors call a morbidly obese cat and are most likely animal abuse for useless internet points and it is the exact same as parents making their toddlers morbidly obese for internet points

Normal human: I Think r/chonkers is animal abuse as its overfeeding an animal until its morbidly obese for internet points

Redditor: No it isn't

Normal human: It is, its the same as parents overfeeding their children until they are morbidly obese for pointless internet points

by AAAASADADAD November 22, 2020

Chonker

Chonker: A human parasite that lives in the rectal cavity of a person. It comes out at night and chews off a piece of the hosts ass and returns inside the cavity to feast.

Donny woke up with little red marks all over his ass from the chonkers the night before.

by allchonkedup February 17, 2009

Chonker

A extremely thick penis, but at a average length.
A Chonker also has smaller balls than a typical penis

Damn bro look at that chonker you got there! No homo but your balls be kinda small there homie

by Chonkchonk6969 June 27, 2020

Chonker

A dog that likes eating cheeseburgers

That damn pug is such a chonker.

by thrazzle October 20, 2020

Chonker

A specimen of oriental nature and a rather racist term like Chinky.

'Eurgh, Look at that chonker family over there, how many!?, them and their crispy duck!'

'Chonker Sauce' = Hoy Sin to be glazed over crispy duck..

by Raith Potterson January 13, 2008

Chonker

A Chonker is someone who is very chunky but is a Chonker but a Chonker is so Chonker that it is the unbelievably the chunkiest Chonker in the world and the person who has the title as Chonker is the one and only Timo because Timo is so flipping Chonker and there is also a chonker ashvik and a chonker kabir and a chonker sirat and a chonker rudra and a chonker mareyk and a chonker sebastion and a chonker everyone even ur mom is chonker cause if ur chonker than u epic gucci swag queen with a chonker on top cuz gucci back pack swag chonker

Damn look at that chonker timo
timo why are you so chonker
NOOO UUUU eeeeeeeeeee ze eze e z e e ze

no u timo chonker.

by Timos chonker cuz he ate dora January 13, 2021