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Chowder Cow

Originally a military strategy, the Chowder Cow is a sexual act in which two sweaty obese men super-glued in the 69 position are thrown from a helicopter into a tornado while experiencing simultaneous projectile diarrhea and fellating one another. Each man's left thumb is deeply inserted into the other's anus, resulting in two powerful cone-shaped fountains of liquid feces spraying in opposite directions as the spiraling, wet mound of rippling fat and human excrement violently plummet towards earth, ending in a massive eruption of flesh, bones, organs, and various bodily fluids vaguely resembling a mixture of clam chowder and ground beef. If both men experience an Alaskan Firedragon at the exact moment they come in contact with the ground, it is known as a Chowder Dragon.
Me: "It appears as if a Chowder Cow is headed in our direction."

Friend: "Shit."
by myno January 22, 2013
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Chunderstruck

To drink alcohol in excess to the point of vomiting.

-To have been Chunderstruck.

Is also sometimes accompanied by air guitar and Angus Young impressions from all in the vicinity during said act, emphasising the AC/DC reference.
Dave: Oh man, did you see Michelle last night? She was chunderstruck after that triple Jager.
by Spactacular December 22, 2010
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Dev is such a motherfucking choderider he should seriously have to get a permit for that kind of choderiding.
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r/chonkers

A subreddit dedicated to abusing animals by overfeeding them
Josh:Yo dude look at this cat I found on r/chonkers
Tyrone:Bro that cat isn't even alive
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Clenching Chowder

What happens after having unprotected anal intercourse with a man with a tiny penis. The ejaculate doesn't get past the Anus Hotel lobby (so to speak) and coagulates very close to the one and only exit; occasionally causing a bloated feeling or general lower GI discomfort.
After they found him half naked with his scout master in the closet, he ran to that restroom so fast you just knew he was clenching chowder.
by Finn Gerbang January 6, 2015
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Chowder cock

Dayummm Mr Marcus got dat chowder cock
by George whos this January 9, 2014
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Osprey Chunder

Spinning around with your arms out raining fiery puke death from above. It is the highest kill streak awarded while on the lash.
18 pint streak you have been awarded the Osprey Chunder
by chuckpea12 June 14, 2013
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