choking the chicken

a euphermism for spank the monkey, bash the bishop, five knuckle shuffle, the abit to happy meal and the old school wank

dude mother walked in on mr gregory when he was choking the chicken over cheap and vulgar swedish man porn

by sea weed August 11, 2008

Choke the chicken

1. spank the monkey

2. hug the hedgehog

3. jack off

4. masturbation

etc.

Guy 1: dude , im horny im gonna go choke the chicken

Guy 2: wtf?

by M dizzle up in this hizzle August 04, 2008

Choking the Chicken

To kill a chicken by strangulation

Wow look at him choke that chicken and by that i mean he is not masturbating

by Sphinctar May 08, 2003

Choking the Chicken

wack off, jack off

Jack likes to wack off while watching porn movies!

by Jack July 06, 2003

Choke the Chicken

1. Slang term for "masturbation."

2. Reference to Sarah Palin's new favorite interview background.

"I bet Ben missed the party to 'choke the chicken.'"

by Professionally Insane January 26, 2009

Choking the Chicken

gettin your jerk on

by punkass September 10, 2003

Choking the chicken

In that Chinese girls home in Stree Fighter 2 there is a guy choking a chicken in the background.

Is that old man choking his chicken?

by Elitist January 01, 2004