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Bad Life Choices

Hooking up with someone whom you know -for whatever reason- is someone you really should NOT be hooking up with.
It's 8AM Sunday morning, you're doing the walk of shame in last night's clothes... or what's left of them.

There's only one thought going through your head as you try to remember where your car is:
Dammit! I Make Bad Life Choices.

"Bad Life Choices" are usually sex-life related and tend to fall under having 'sexual relations' with 1 or more of the following; your boss, a co-worker, a cousin, a friend's lover, your mom's boyfriend, your ex's sister, a known player, total stranger or a random groupie and/or friday night ho, etc. etc. etc.
by RckRllrLveH8r June 19, 2011
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21 Choices

the trendy fro yo store located in Old Town Pasadena and Claremont in southern California. Popular for overly happy employees and delicious flavors such as circus animal cookie. Commonly referred to as "21". If one does not want to wait in long lines (frequently on saturday nights), one would go directly to the Express Lane. They also help the planet (in a truly SoCal fashion) by using bio-compostable utensils.
"YES! 21 Choices has Circus Animal Cookie today!"
"Okay, but dont get mix-ins, just wait in the express line"
by LivLuv January 10, 2008
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Bad Life Choices

Justin Biebers life
" Don't do a Justin Bieber " = Bad Life Choices
by Romeo 69 August 6, 2016
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involuntary reexamination of recent food choices

to throw up

which sux
ever notice u cry when u do that?

blah that sucks ass big time
involuntary reexamination of recent food choices

dude u dont need to sound smart just say "GO GET ME SOME DAMN COLD MEDS SO I CAN SLEEP THIS OFF"
by sidewinder69 July 24, 2007
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chicester face lift

A chicester face lift comes from the townie culture.It is where the female variety of toenie scrap the often badly bleached and geled hair back so tight from theirs faces it lifts the skin to achieve a cheap face lift. One often wonders when the hairstyle is removed at night, weather the face collaspes into a heap of wrinkles with out its carefully engineered support.
A face lift without sugery!!!
by i_am_a_pirate December 1, 2004
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Choices

"Choices", is said by drag race contestant Tatianna on RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars Season 2, Episode 1.

It is used when someone chooses to do something that will later seem questionable to others.
Alaska, I finally got to listen to Anus, and I get it. Cause it sounds like what my anus does after eating Mexican. Mmm, Choices.
by MizChunky June 2, 2021
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values and choices

The stupid name for sex ed that 'tries' to trick teens into thinking it's not about sex. when it really actually is.
Teacher:Okay class, we're going to start values and choices today!
Student:Isn't that another name for sex ed?
Teacher: NO!
by Tayho December 12, 2008
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