Reverse chocolate log

The reverse of taking a dump.
If you and your partner are not into anal, a reverse chocolate log is the perfect thing for you! It will consist of opening your partners anus, and taking a shit inside.. a reverse chocolate log

"Hey Dave, can I give you a reverse chocolate log tonight?"

"If you don't shut up Susan, I'll give you a reverse chocolate log, I haven't had a shit in 3 days, so it won't be pretty!"

by Stinky Nan June 1, 2017

chocolate camel

When a lass shits in her hands and smears it all over her tits. The male then places his nob between the lass' tits and gets a tit wank.

I was at Heskey's house and this fat lass gave me a proper good chocolate camel.

by lordmasterdejiksibeastheskey September 29, 2014

Chocolatey Conveyor

Mr cringe's filthy little chocolate bar that he uses to stir his apple pie

apple pie marvelled at the size of Mr Cringe's Chocolatey Conveyor

by The Ints April 7, 2022

Chocolate Butler

The act of a woman inserting a Hershey's syrup bottle into her ass, emptying the contents of the bottle into her ass and then proceeding to fart on a man's face.

We didn't have any ice cream for dessert so i had my wife blast me with a Chocolate Butler!

by CaptShrek13 April 4, 2011

Chocolate

1.) A Sweet Candy
2.) Used To Describe A Skin Color (The Most Beautiful Skin Color)

I Absolutely LOVE Chocolate

She Has The Most Beautiful Dark Skin Complexion :)

by RedBoneShawtty!!!:) February 21, 2011

Chocolate Snow Cone

The act of snorting cocaine out of a hooker's asshole

Chad and Steve came over with a hooker and an 8-ball, we did chocolate snow cones until dawn.

by Dr. Fuckgate January 18, 2011

Chocolatey Conveyor

A poor excuse for a failed system in which selling tracksuits is more profitable than the factory you’ve spent countless hours building.

“Madam, perhaps i could interest you in my *chocolatey conveyor*”

by Bacon Wizard April 7, 2022